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Detective Big Cactus

@JimsBadTweets

I have one simple question for you!!! Can you handle my kindness and my trust ? He/him

 Teaching Bitches How to Swim
Joined December 2011
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Since it’ll come out sooner or later, Jensen Huang and I had an affair as well and it sucked
The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) profile pictureThe Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetter2h
BREAKING: Jensen Huang reportedly had an “intimate relationship” with a second Nvidia, $NVDA, employee, per Reuters. This marks the third alleged affair for the now-former Nvidia CEO.
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Luol Deng Xiaoping (@JungAristotle) profile picture
Luol Deng Xiaoping@JungAristotleNov 11
Zoomer Alec Baldwin: You see this watch? That watch costed more than your car.
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I’ve got a new nickname for Dean Wade: White Chocolate
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76ers have to win tonight in honor of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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When I meet the Saint Joseph’s Hawk
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Elon won’t be able to silence the reckoning that is coming
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AND THEN EXECUTE HIM!!!!
Matt Binder (@MattBinder) profile pictureMatt Binder
@MattBinderNov 4
arrest Elon Musk seize his factories nationalize SpaceX
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I want 10 million illegal immigrants drunk driving on the street by midnight
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In the lab cooking up pronouns the likes of which have never been seen before. We’re incorporating Mandarin and they’ll be spelled backwards
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largest rodent@capybaronessNov 4
numbers coming out of The Castle are insane. this is a Dracula +25 district
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They’re instituting the death penalty for all Republikkkans tonight at midnight, get your goodbyes in now and smoke em if you got em
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richard@richard_normalNov 4
PURE RETHUGLICAN DEATH
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The House that Kami Built@KamitronPTWNov 3
bbs (@BurritoBrosShit) profile picturebbs@BurritoBrosShitNov 3
I would pay money to watch Ernie, The Jet, and Chuck do election results.
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hb@h3xenbrenner2Nov 3
don't blame me, i voted for Bongrip the Weedhog the weed smoking hedgehog
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The surging Pelicans hand the Grizzlies their first loss just as we all predicted
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She Mash on my Monster til I shout Awoooooo
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They’re calling me Mr. Addicted to Carving Pumpkins
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lolt64🕵️@lolt649 Dec 2024
Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)
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Enky ✟@enkyleduOct 27
Good response when someone tries to ragebait you
Jay (@465wednesday) profile pictureJay@465wednesdayOct 27
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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Dean Wade in the starting lineup tonight my life is about to be changed forever
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