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Detective Big Cactus

@JimsBadTweets

I have one simple question for you!!! Can you handle my kindness and my trust ? He/him

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Joined December 2011
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Luol Deng Xiaoping@JungAristotleNov 11
Zoomer Alec Baldwin: You see this watch? That watch costed more than your car.
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When I meet the Saint Joseph’s Hawk
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I want 10 million illegal immigrants drunk driving on the street by midnight
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largest rodent@capybaronessNov 4
numbers coming out of The Castle are insane. this is a Dracula +25 district
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richard@richard_normalNov 4
PURE RETHUGLICAN DEATH
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The House that Kami Built@KamitronPTWNov 3
bbs (@BurritoBrosShit) profile picturebbs@BurritoBrosShitNov 3
I would pay money to watch Ernie, The Jet, and Chuck do election results.
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hb@h3xenbrenner2Nov 3
don't blame me, i voted for Bongrip the Weedhog the weed smoking hedgehog
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lolt64🕵️@lolt649 Dec 2024
Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)
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Enky ✟@enkyleduOct 27
Good response when someone tries to ragebait you
Jay (@465wednesday) profile pictureJay@465wednesdayOct 27
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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Injured mouse football player is considered squeak-to-squeak
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Joel Embiid
@JoelEmbiid3 Nov 2018
Life is fun and I love having fun
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taylor@PenndelJenner29 Oct 2025
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lev@lisco_2000Oct 20
i took an everything shower for bron debut
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LeBron History 🏀
@bronhistoryOct 17
Tell her Bron still doing it 👑
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@BrukeFasil22 Oct 2024
My aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!!
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pierce@cringe_geniusOct 11
This is a taste of “Willy Wonka and the Thanksgiving Factory.” Coming this Thanksgiving
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eric is dead@leonVSevildeadOct 10
Other Mommy? I should have seen Other Movie!
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JJ@JJ_R3ACHOct 10
"Why don't you give up?" Because he never did
NEXUS (@NexusTeamHQ) profile pictureNEXUS
@NexusTeamHQOct 9
Halo 3 | Epic Flag Run
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💤@zymon3yOct 10
why she in a post-game interview
ash 𓆩♡𓆪 (@glowinghibiscus) profile pictureash 𓆩♡𓆪@glowinghibiscusOct 9
how it feels
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just business@OneWordPowerfulOct 9
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