Yes, we have no bananas retweeted
if the patriots make it to the superbowl ima buy someone who rts this and replies a patriots jersey. lets go
Always find it strange when I cross paths with my dog in the hallway and he doesn’t stop to say hello. Like, where TF you need to be?!
Yes, we have no bananas retweeted
Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”
Yes, we have no bananas retweeted
*2006 george carlin voice* nowadays you got incels, volcels, femcels, gymcels, splinter cells, what happened to bein a guy who just doesn’t fuck
In 2014 a woman in San Antonio asked where I was from. I told her New England, and she said “well, welcome to the United States!” And I haven’t stopped thinking about that.
I guess he DMXpired...
BREAKING: DMX, the raspy-voiced hip-hop artist who produced the songs “Ruff Ryders’ Anthem” and “Party Up (Up in Here)" and who rapped with a trademark delivery that was often paired with growls, barks and “What!” as an ad-lib, has died. He was 50. apne.ws/3Nek0bR
Well if I had WiFi, I’d give it a shot but this seems like your issue. Stop putting your problems on me computer...
BREAKING: Large amount of emergency crews on scene at Nashoba Valley Ski area in Westford late this afternoon after what witnesses say was a serious ski accident. Working on getting more information... @NBC10Boston @NECN





















