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if the patriots make it to the superbowl ima buy someone who rts this and replies a patriots jersey. lets go
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Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”
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*2006 george carlin voice* nowadays you got incels, volcels, femcels, gymcels, splinter cells, what happened to bein a guy who just doesn’t fuck
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Remember...
If you voted for Biden because he promised to bring people together, try not to talk shit on Twitter to those who voted against.
I know sportsmanship doesnt sell tickets but give decency a shot.
And I'm not even high.
Just tired.
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Media Condemns Biden For Baseless Claim That Nation Will Come Together Once Election Over bit.ly/32hRALy
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It's so rude that all of these criminals make the President hang out with them.
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Its 2040 the president is only available on Cameo. Gravity is on trial for excessive use of force . Syrup has been branded a hate liquid. Coming out of the closet is an Olympic Sport.
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Her: what’s your favorite position
Me: devil’s advocate
Her: i meant sexual position
Me: but what if you didn’t
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The news is like soda. It’s addictive, you’re loyal to your brand & for the sake of your health maybe we should regulate how much we consume.
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If we just dare everyone who owns a fireworks stand to fry a turkey we will get rid of almost all the Confederate flags.




















