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Joe Figg

@JoeFigg

i own nothing here

 Staten Island, NY
Joined December 2016
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10/10. Would recommend.
Joe Figg (@JoeFigg) profile pictureJoe Figg@JoeFigg22 Aug 2025
Brb, going to get married.
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Patrick Stewart. Turned up so early and so unobtrusively to be a star in the reasonably priced car, we mistook him for a delivery driver and asked him to go round the back. Took his hat off and said, “But I’m the captain of the Enterprise”. Fucking nice guy.
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We mourn the passing of Patrick Stewart, who inspired countless individuals at NASA (and beyond) to boldly go where no one has gone before.
Image description: A packed, sparkling starfield captured by our Hubble telescope — with strange new worlds potentially awaiting. Credit: ESA/Hubble and NASA, R. Cohen

ALT Image description: A packed, sparkling starfield captured by our Hubble telescope — with strange new worlds potentially awaiting. Credit: ESA/Hubble and NASA, R. Cohen

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RIP
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They used to just play shows like this on broadcast tv
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Classic Norm: reward the patience, kill the punchline, leave Conan and the audience wrecked.
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@scifriedOct 21
Rick and Rachael in Blade Runner (1982)
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@miniocularOct 22
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How it feels to scroll on twitter in public
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“The wicked grow bold as they are tolerated.” Tolstoy
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I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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Big if true.
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@DailyNoudOct 17
Tyler, The Creator's pillow is reportedly a bit too warm, so he will be flipping it over to the cooler side.
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The replicant red eye glow is one of my favorite details from Blade Runner (1982)
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The Voight-Kampff Testing Machine from Blade Runner, 1982
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@DailyNoudOct 13
Tyler, The Creator reportedly attempted to plug a USB into his computer, but it was facing the wrong way so he flipped it over and tried again, but it turns out it was facing the right way the first time so he flipped it and tried to plug it in a third time and then it worked.
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