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Uncle Joey

@JoePerrow

I make car parts for the American working man, because that's who I am and that's who I care about.

 North Carolina, USA
Joined March 2009
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This Week at Goodnights | My Cousin Tiera, Nurses' Night Out, @FleetDarren, @JoePerrow + @laurapeek_ in Room 861, + Nick Mullen headlines this weekend! Get tickets now: bit.ly/2QKAQE5
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If your sports team moves cities, will you still be a fan or look for a new team? 🤔 - @thejvictor @Eitanthegoalie @ThisGuyDrex
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I am once again demanding a Muppet Lord of the Rings where the entire cast is Muppets except for Ian McKellen as Gandalf!
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Avoid paying for therapy by asking your therapist to start a podcast with you.
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I guess I do be a mid that ain’t mid tho fr fr
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The Madden curse struck early this year.
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@SInow1 Jun 2022
EA SPORTS will honor the legendary Coach John Madden by officially unveiling him on the cover of Madden NFL 23 across all editions and NFL Mobile 🙌
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"Are men ok?" - toilet bowls.
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Hey Raleigh! Exciting news: we're moving! 🎉 At the end of April we will be vacating our current location on W Morgan St Join us for The Last Goodnight (HERE) at Goodnights, an event to countdown our final month in our current location! Get tickets: bit.ly/3w2DbCF
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why do they look like NBA jam duos
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max fine@maxfine_2 Mar 2022
Harris Alterman deleted his twitter and made an app with me, @this_is_alon, and @DavidsonBoswell
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Oedipus’s ex girlfriend:
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Zack Vile@zackvee14 Feb 2022
"you must kill delonte west"
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As a straight man and a romantic, Valentine's Day is the day I tell the woman I've loved for nearly a decade that if she wants, we can watch one of *her* shows tonight.
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@50cent14 Feb 2022
👀who the fvck did this? 😠catch FORCE episode 2 • gunitbrands.com
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Hell yeah! Go Bengals!
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@SenSanders13 Feb 2022
How does it happen that SoFI, a student loan re-financing company, could spend $625 million to put its name on the LA Rams football stadium when 45 million Americans are drowning in $1.8 trillion in student debt? Today would be a good day for the President to cancel student debt.
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John Haskell@DrPemby12 Feb 2022
tag someone who needs an energy shot rn
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.@PrimeVideo I demand you give me six-hundred million dollars to make a LOTR-universe set workplace comedy about the guys who have to sit around waiting to light the beacons.
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Reegs@Reegs81531 Jan 2022
This is my son and partner, H.W
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In 007 No Way Home all the James Bonds try to cock-block each other.
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i hate depression commercials, all these people have backyards and they’re still sad.
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