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Oh you want to be a comedian? I hope you like the feeling of throwing a birthday party every single week and worrying if anyone is going to show up.
In an effort to curb my phone addiction I leave it in the bathroom, but now I'm in the bathroom WAY longer.
I've increased my deuce time by trying to reduce my screentime.
Ronnie Fleming retweeted
Always a good sign for a society when people have to start conversations with sentences like “Personally, I believe murder is a bad thing..”
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Saw Love Lies Bleeding and now I know what i must do (grow out my hair like this.)
*screams noooo in opera*
New @BaltimoreBanner investigation: Ravens' Justin Tucker accused of inappropriate sexual behavior by six massage therapists
thebaltimorebanner.com/sport…
I took a 23 and me and found out I’m adopted. I’m devastated. On the bright side, it made the stuff I did with my cousin growing up a lot less creepy. Unfortunately, I am no longer attracted to her.
Ever since Trump got elected I stopped drinking oat milk. I’m drinking whole and it’s making all the difference. I’m shitting constantly.
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Steelers fans float on a little boat filled always with hope. They know nothing of true darkness. Reading a book is something else they’ve never done.








