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MSU (Not the real Joey Hauser)

Detroit, MI
Joined November 2023
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That was not a Hail Mary, that was a hail netanyahu
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Liking every video of campus last night
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GET FITZFUCKED
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Go time. Fuck Michigan.
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Republicans hit a wall because they kissed The Wall.
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Offensive foul
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High knees at Green Bay vs Cincinnati
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Goyim in abundance 😭
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First thing El-Sayed does when he gets into office is capitulate to the Jews
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So what?
Today we voted. When did you last do that, China?
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Greg Abbott
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Tonight’s outcome isn’t about placing faith in Democrats or socialist principles; it’s about holding Republicans accountable for betraying their promises. All Republicans had to do was: 1. put Americans First 2. not start another war 3. prosecute sex traffickers
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Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa Claus
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“Yo bro, who are you voting for??”
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Happy midterm day to all the goyim out there! Filling out a bubble next to someone’s name is surely the way to secure our future and save our country!
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The one good YouTube stream of the game without buffering and a fucking bubble in the middle
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How good is Carlos Medlock?
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A flock camera can track down people’s routes to buy weed but can’t track down a man with a felony warrant. Alr man
Shooter already had a felony warrant and comes to Bloomington to start shit. How can we be tougher on crime? What we are doing is NOT working.
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