John Hoogasian

Where Trump lacks in everything his ties and his big game hunter sons help bridge the trillion mile gap between insanity and hope.

People who wiped out the black rhino: I admire the people who helped put the giraffe on the endangered species list.

Does anyone know the directions to sanity? Maps keeps giving directions to the liquor store.

Trump and Romney have dinner together to discuss putting together a fundraiser to raise money to make America great again, like in the 20's.

Trump and Mit the Hypocrite Romney, having dinner together is like two boxers after a bout hug each other, they gained each other's respect.

Hi, I'm Mit Romney, don't be confused. Garfield hair President elect and I are hanging out to confuse people.

Tweeting is for the birds.

Tonight's episode of sanity will be postponed until America is great again.

Just challenged ice cream to a duel.

Super Heroes are so lazy. Don't wait till evil makes a move. Preemptive strikes against your corresponding villain is a must.

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Trump and Hillary debating looks like a bitter couple in divorce court. Trump: I want custody of America Hillary: No I want America

Last night's debate. You're wrong. No, you're wrong.

Extraterrestrial: Earth is awesome, some of the people, (clears throat), yikes.

I'm very excited for the people who plan to move to Mars.

If someone protests, overreact first, then, get a book deal, then realize the person was not wrong, then someone makes a movie about it.

14$ shy of being wealthy yo boy that's how. That's my new rapper name.

Thor's Dad: You must go to Earth. Thor: Are you insane? Thor's Dad: Sorry, I wasn't thinking. Let's get lunch.

Is HP's new commercial for a laptop, or is it a movie preview about a computer?

Checking in. Currently: The Hypocrites are in 1st place, Zombys in 2nd, the People who like Taylor Swift in 3rd. This is anyone's race.