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Television trivia: Hardcastle and McCormick was inspired by a street corner,
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GUY: Hey, man. What do you know about women?
ME: You, my friend, have come to the wrong place.
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Listen,Dicks: Not every piece of comedy is art. Sometimes it's just entertainment. And that's okay. Because even then, it's real hard to do.
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Writing a book: either calling it How to do Stand-Up Comedy, or How to Have One Hundred and Seventy Dollars in the Bank.
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Of those who think Trump would make a good President of the United States, how many know what a President of the United States is?
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I spent 3 years working on a no-pesticide, bee-friendly garden that works in drought-stricken CA. Go lil dude!
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Secret Menu item not found on the menu, California edition: a glass of water.
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Here's what I always say when I enter a new store: "Oh, this used to be that old place."
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Google's mystery barge has been asked to leave San Francisco Bay. Google plans to put it on Google Plus where no one visit it.
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Badass deer gets shot in the neck and kicks seven shades of shit out of the hunter. clarionledger.com/article/20… HT @David_Dobbs
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Tech capitalist Tim Draper wants to split California into 6 states. Anything to avoid San Francisco's Market Street.
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Albert Hoffman invented LSD by accident. What he was he was trying to make a breath mint for people who like the fetal position.
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Do you think John McClane of Die Hard thinks of a good comeback for strangling a terrorist two weeks later while doing the dishes?