Johnny. Son of immigrants 🇷🇴. Music @musafirdusman. Header image is my backstory. Studying Romanian, Spanish, Hindi, so practice with me! He/Him
Atlanta, GA
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My girlfriend's first book of poetry is out!
Beautiful, moving, insightful.
It's an amazing read, and I cannot recommend it highly enough!
amazon.com/Bindings-Cerebral…
This is the weirdest lie I keep seeing people repeating, like as a diehard fan of the prequels, y'all are lying about being this old or conflating playground discussion for The Internet
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I’m sorry but this is one of the funniest post I’ve seen in a while. 😂
How did they not know what their assistance was called? When we were on food stamps growing up it was damn near a full-time job for my mom to go down there and keep us on them.
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The kind of thing Katharine Hepburn would quietly say while Cary Grant is standing next to her and 30 seconds away from a complete psychotic break
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“Broom boy” was never meant to be an important character. He’s meant to show that the Force isn’t limited to sacred bloodlines.
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Hey yall here’s 4 screenshots of the most insipid uneventful Hinge chat of all time. Shouldn’t this person im talking to kill themselves?
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Every time an old person talks about their childhood they describe insane emotional abuse like it was ordinary as going to get ice cream. So much of their behavior makes sense when you remember they have decades of trauma they stubbornly refuse to heal from.
Kathy Bates says she was sure she never thanked her mother in her Misery Oscar speech, then the interviewer showed her the tape
"She gave up her retirement because I was born so late in life to them."
"When I won the Oscar for Misery, she said, I don't know what all the excitement about, you didn't discover the cure for cancer."
"Why did I think I didn't thank her?"
"Because she should have had my life."
"I wanted her spirit to come into me and enjoy everything I was enjoying because of what she'd given up."
Her mom's whole review of the Oscar was that she didn't cure cancer, and Kathy still believed she had shorted her that night. Then she watches herself thank her mom at home, right there in the speech. Some people never stop trying to pay their parents back. You can hear it in how quiet she gets at the end.
ft: @CBSSunday CBS Sunday Morning on youtube
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lmaoooo this is actually wild like homie is literally an agent and nobody is even pretending he isn't
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actually it's the battery that is designed like an eel lmao
Volta, the inventor of the battery, was attempting to mimic the design of eels when he found a combination that worked
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For those who refuse to read the articles about this case. She had a babysitter coming in the mornings to check in, make lunches, get them off to school, and prep dinner for them. All the 14 year old had to do was help them get inside after school. Microwave dinner. Get kids in bed and text mom updates. This was a work trip and they threatened to fire her if she did not go. The father has abuse charges and the police handed him their kids on top of arresting her.
A 50-year-old woman was arrested after getting off a plane after authorities said she left her four children home alone for four days while she traveled to Las Vegas for work: bit.ly/3UlVZeA
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People keep pretending that she is but if you know anything about her outside the movie and the case, she fits into a very ordinary type of tech founder and person. So much of her complexity is projected onto her by the viewer who wants her to be an enigma.
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White people call Mao a “dictator” when America’s first President owned 300 slaves.
