Should I change my username back to a name? Even though name is in the handle. Personally I don't notice much difference in engagement with either way. What are your thoughts? Lmk π€
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God forbid they actually credit anybody the real research and instead go with the headline to make it sound the most ridiculous possible.
You can't hate the mainstream media enough seriously.
B.C. acupuncturist suspended after prescribing drugs Mel Gibson touted as cancer cure ctvnews.ca/vancouver/articleβ¦
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First intelligent fucking thing have seen come from Wab's mouth.
Wonder if he realizes it also means getting rid of tax exemption and special privileges and handouts though
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Notice how NONE of them can ever even give credible examples of how these other places were "ran into the ground" other than making false grandiose claims or just straight lies lol
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Being a meth head doesn't make you a "Chemist" Tylia.
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Laughter is a major contributor to mental and physical health π
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Japan
Germany
United States
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Am I missing any other country doing this within the last few hours?
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Elon just ended Padillaβs whole career with three words.
Check this out @cedes0512
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This is a MICRODUCK!
I want one; and I'm gonna name him, Hotdog!
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The typical far-left French protester, part 10. π«π·
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RECIPE!
βAll the Orcas Are Dead Now, Thanks Conservativesβ Stew
(Serves every person currently posting that one election result is the ecological equivalent of a nuclear winter)
Ingredients
1 adult male orca (~20β30 ft, 8,000β15,000+ lbs of pure βI eat seals for breakfastβ energy). Cubed. Youβll need heavy machinery and a moral compass that has left the chat.
400 lbs onions (theyβll be crying anyway)
200 lbs carrots
150 lbs celery
50 gallons fish stock or straight-up ocean water (sourced from the same coast the NDP was single-handedly protecting until Saturday night)
20 lbs garlic
Whatever wine is left after the victory party
Salt, pepper, bay leaves, and the tears of people who think resource development automatically equals extinction
Method
Acquire the orca. Note: this is still very illegal and the Southern Residents have been struggling for years under multiple governments for reasons involving salmon, boat noise, and actual ecology, not because one provincial election flipped.
For recipe purposes, pretend the orca volunteered out of pure spite for the hysterics.
Brown the chunks in a pot the size of a backyard pool.
Render some blubber first if you want enough oil to deep-fry the remaining common sense.
Dump in the vegetables and garlic. SautΓ© until the neighborhood smells like overreaction.
Add stock/wine. Simmer 4β6 hours until the meat falls apart and youβve had enough time to explain that orcas are not, in fact, going to vanish because voters picked the party that wants fewer barriers to LNG.
Serve in hubcap-sized bowls. Garnish with a printed screenshot of the election results.
Serving suggestion: Pair with a firm βthe whales were already stressed before the Conservatives won, dipshitβ and a side of potatoes. Leftovers feed the entire group chat currently treating a provincial election like the end of marine mammals as we know them.




































