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following matt on his shit ass pumps. if i follow you, i either like your charts or im laughing at you.

Joined October 2012
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buttfuck it. every book,audiofile,video ive found/stolen/rippped off in one easy doc. go nuts. drive.google.com/drive/folde…
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trying to keep up with new vulnerabilities
I'm not even sounding the claxon for this it's just horrible. Any text > 256chars is a valid root password, holy shit sshhole.com/
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Fuck you stop shitting out overpriced slop
US automakers want to ban Chinese cars forever. The Alliance for Automotive Innovation wants US lawmakers to pass legislation permanently banning Chinese automobiles in the United States, citing national security concerns. Read more here: motor1.com/news/814446/autom…
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-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
New bug in OpenSSH. Security researchers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Anyone with a SSH server accepting password on alpine/etc: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Details: sshhole.com
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MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY WRIGHT BROTHERS FLEW MY NC IS BLUE
THATS ALRIGHT ME AND THE CREW GON CHANGE NC BLUE GO VOTE! MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY CHEER IS WINE ROY COOPER AT NINE
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0.03 seconds after Claude refuses to work because ‘[cyber]’
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id rather walk tbh
Used car faceoff: cheap and capable edition Today we’re looking at cheap, fully depreciated domestic 4x4’s. Neither is without issue, but you’re saving 50% off the import stuff. Which of these two do you choose and why?
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nothing more scary than this on October 31st
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The japanese won
🔴 🇫🇷 ALERTE INFO - DU JAMAIS VU: UNE TAXE SUR CHAQUE GIGAOCTET INTERNET VOTÉE À L’ASSEMBLÉE Les députés ont adopté un amendement prévoyant de taxer les producteurs de données numériques à hauteur de 5,5 centimes par Go transmis. 💰 Objectif affiché : jusqu’à 10 milliards d’euros par an. Netflix, YouTube, cloud, jeux dématérialisés… les grands services numériques pourraient être concernés, avec un risque de répercussion sur les prix pour les consommateurs. 📌 Source : Assemblée nationale #France #Budget2027
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cute couples costume idea for halloween
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Well, well, well, how the turn tables
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Alabama Governor: 🔴 Tuberville 48% (+3) 🔵 Jones 45% Blueprint Polling, 695 LV, 10/22-24
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You can’t really hold niggas accountable because women still fuck them How are you supposed to hold a woman beater accountable when he has women to beat? By his logic, he’s doing something right
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Valve had set to always update and dipshits like you would complain its slowing down the pc because its updating in the background. So they turned it off, still a global setting you can change
Someone should vibe code an app that keeps all your installed steam games up to date since valve doesn't understand what "update automatically" means.
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To be fair the same could be said about valve and lootboxes
Gaming as a whole would be better off if Fortnite never existed in the first place.
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Getting to complain about Obama for the first time in a decade as a conservative must feel so good. Like a partially recovered heroin addict shooting up for the first time in years
The Wall Street Journal editorial board accuses Obama of being “condescending” towards Middle America with his Cheesecake Factory joke.
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Trump admitted he blocked energy funding to punish blue states he lost in 2024, including $586 million for Illinois. Courts ruled it illegal. He's still blocking the money. Bipartisan permitting reform won't work if Trump ignores the law. He must reinstate the grants first.
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It's really sad that the games industry is drained by a 30% tax on gross revenue. You could vibe code a Steam alternative in a week. Cloudflare egress is basically free. The industry is in desperate need of a distribution platform that allows developers to keep their revenue. Networks effects and the fanatic obsession with "muh Steam library" will make this very difficul. But if devs could actually keep their earnings, we'd have a greater selection of better games and far more financial success stories.
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Made them use Jira
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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Fucking fucking fucking fucking bastard fucking Windows
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The PHP security team is giving advance notice: Upcoming security release Wed, Oct 21st 2026, 14:00UTC, two critical vulnerabilities, both rated CVSSv4 9.2. PHP users are encouraged to prepare to update. Earlier release if details become public or active exploit evidence.
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