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following matt on his shit ass pumps. if i follow you, i either like your charts or im laughing at you.

Joined October 2012
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trying to keep up with new vulnerabilities
I'm not even sounding the claxon for this it's just horrible. Any text > 256chars is a valid root password, holy shit sshhole.com/
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-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
New bug in OpenSSH. Security researchers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Anyone with a SSH server accepting password on alpine/etc: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Details: sshhole.com
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MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY WRIGHT BROTHERS FLEW MY NC IS BLUE
THATS ALRIGHT ME AND THE CREW GON CHANGE NC BLUE GO VOTE! MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY CHEER IS WINE ROY COOPER AT NINE
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0.03 seconds after Claude refuses to work because ‘[cyber]’
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nothing more scary than this on October 31st
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cute couples costume idea for halloween
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Well, well, well, how the turn tables
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Alabama Governor: 🔴 Tuberville 48% (+3) 🔵 Jones 45% Blueprint Polling, 695 LV, 10/22-24
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You can’t really hold niggas accountable because women still fuck them How are you supposed to hold a woman beater accountable when he has women to beat? By his logic, he’s doing something right
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Getting to complain about Obama for the first time in a decade as a conservative must feel so good. Like a partially recovered heroin addict shooting up for the first time in years
The Wall Street Journal editorial board accuses Obama of being “condescending” towards Middle America with his Cheesecake Factory joke.
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Trump admitted he blocked energy funding to punish blue states he lost in 2024, including $586 million for Illinois. Courts ruled it illegal. He's still blocking the money. Bipartisan permitting reform won't work if Trump ignores the law. He must reinstate the grants first.
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Made them use Jira
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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Fucking fucking fucking fucking bastard fucking Windows
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The PHP security team is giving advance notice: Upcoming security release Wed, Oct 21st 2026, 14:00UTC, two critical vulnerabilities, both rated CVSSv4 9.2. PHP users are encouraged to prepare to update. Earlier release if details become public or active exploit evidence.
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"You guys are all stupid they're going to be looking for complex numbers."
More private keys by the Indian certificate authority have been discovered. These are all small numbers. People are suspecting that they interpreted 384 bit keys to mean that they should pick numbers from 1-384 to use as their private keys.
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patent pending
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Glad to see Tesla is still innovating; now the greatest hazard to pedestrians isn’t pickup trucks, it’s getting your skin blown clean off your body by 400 bar nitrogen
BREAKING: Tesla’s new Roadster: 0–60 in under a second. It also flies, does barrel rolls, and drives upside down. nitter.gq/KanekoaTheGreat/status…
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Get off my lawn – at Bellevue, NE
genuine question: why does every Windows PC start at the "C" drive? wtf happened to A and B?
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Why do y’all get so nervous when a police officer is driving behind you?
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