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Gormful. Properly whelmed. Having feck. Plussed. In my lane. Moisturized. Flourishing.

Joined April 2017
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Ingrid Jacques (@Ingrid_Jacques) profile pictureIngrid Jacques
@Ingrid_Jacques29 Mar 2024
This is the McDonald’s at the Minneapolis airport. This is what happens when the min wage is too high. Liberals think they are helping people, but they’re not.
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Hank Green (@hankgreen) profile picture
Hank Green
@hankgreenJul 12
This guy got 11,000 likes telling me that it’s harder to score in soccer than hockey because soccer has goalies.
yedoye (@yedoye_) profile pictureyedoye@yedoye_Jul 11
well you see they also have a guy in there
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Adam Bucholz (@Bucholz_Adam) profile picture
Adam Bucholz@Bucholz_AdamJul 12
Miejsca półfinalistów Mundialu w rankingu FIFA: 1994 🇧🇷3, 🇮🇹4, 🇸🇪10, 🇧🇬29 1998 🇧🇷1, 🇫🇷18, 🇭🇷19, 🇳🇱25 2002 🇧🇷2, 🇩🇪11, 🇹🇷22, 🇰🇷40 2006 🇵🇹7, 🇫🇷8, 🇮🇹13, 🇩🇪19 2010 🇪🇸2, 🇳🇱4, 🇩🇪6, 🇺🇾16 2014 🇩🇪2, 🇧🇷3, 🇦🇷5, 🇳🇱15 2018 🇧🇪3, 🇫🇷7, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿12, 🇭🇷20 2022 🇦🇷3, 🇫🇷4, 🇭🇷12, 🇲🇦22 2026 🇦🇷1, 🇪🇸2, 🇫🇷3, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿4
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Goldie (@GoldieAuH20) profile picture
Goldie@GoldieAuH20Jul 12
Was trying to look back on Lindsey Graham’s failed presidential campaign and got fucking flashbanged
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People's Art of War
@pplsartofwarJul 12
Replying to @zaydante
Passes all the English era tests.
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suffering@mionomedevJul 12
If you told the Argentine players they’d be doing this for the Global South they would immediately arrange a group suicide
🇸🇩 (@purplegenesss) profile picture🇸🇩@purplegenesssJul 12
i’m crying moral police are going to root for the biggest 3 colonial powers in history against Argentina
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Alice (@AliceFromQueens) profile picture
Alice@AliceFromQueensJul 13
Lindsey Graham died doing what he loved: television.
Jake Wilkins (@JakeWilkns) profile pictureJake Wilkins
@JakeWilknsJul 12
Wow: Graham was told to seek immediate medical attention but said he would after his Meet The Press appearance
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🔰Chief Georgist Shill 🔰 (@BlueRepublik) profile picture
🔰Chief Georgist Shill 🔰@BlueRepublikJul 12
Surely this qualifies as a mental illness at this point…
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gaut
@0xgautJul 12
this shot is absolutely wild
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Erling Haaland (@Erling) profile pictureErling Haaland
@ErlingJul 12
It’s been quite a row, thank you for making it so special 🚣🏼🇳🇴❤️
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The Drunk Republican (@DrunkRepub) profile picture
The Drunk Republican
@DrunkRepubJul 12
This is worse than anything Iran has ever done
cringechin (@cringechin) profile picturecringechin@cringechinJul 11
Cooking some celebratory steaks (the English way🥰🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿) in honor of this quarterfinal win!!!! IT’S COMING HOME!!!
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Alex🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸 (@mndemsoc) profile picture
Alex🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸@mndemsocJul 12
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McConnell isn’t dead. He went undercover to kill Lindsey.
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Called it. He ended his mission and now there are proof of life photos again.
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The fact that he isn’t in the 20 oldest senators while in his 70s is all the more reason it’s “the senate is filled with old people”. How in the world could you come to the opposite conclusion?
John Bresnahan (@bresreports) profile pictureJohn Bresnahan
@bresreportsJul 12
The tragic death of Lindsey Graham isn't a "The Senate is full of old people" issue. Graham wasn't among 20 oldest senators (some of whom will be elected to new offices while even older.) I'm not sure he was in oldest 30. Just a bad take
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Mitch (@mitcheels1) profile picture
Mitch@mitcheels1Jul 11
My new pet peeve is players releasing the bow instead of the arrow. #NRLDolphinsSharks
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“Hell is when you are temporarily not able to kick someone else in the head” - Jean Paul Sartre
Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) profile pictureConor McGregor
@TheNotoriousMMAJul 12
My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.
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Jesus Chrysler (@JesusChryslerII) profile picture
Jesus Chrysler@JesusChryslerIIJul 12
MITCH MCCONNELL just made his triumphant return to the floor of the U.S. SENATE
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Tom Bogert (@tombogert) profile picture
Tom Bogert
@tombogertJul 11
“It’s Alexander Sorloth time” - Alexander Sorloth on a 2v1 with Erling Haaland open
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He really did go check, it turns out
anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 (@puppydog_gaming) profile pictureanti-zionist dog 🇵🇸@puppydog_gamingJul 12
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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one dozen bats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Jul 12
england vs argentina semifinal
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Bussin' With The Boys (@BussinWTB) profile picture
Bussin' With The Boys
@BussinWTBJul 12
Punches landed in Vegas this weekend Bam Adebayo: 1 Conor McGregor: 0
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