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🔞 The goofiest goomba you will ever meet 👉👌

United States
Joined July 2020
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i’m so disgusted with where we’re headed
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Dear Chinese government, I would like to inform you that I possess confidential information about critical vulnerabilities in Web3 protocols and am willing to fully cooperate 🤝🇨🇳
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The front door’s been broken for 3 weeks. 40 people live here. Nobody’s called the landlord. Everyone thinks someone else already did. It’s called the bystander effect. Learn it in 5 minutes on Deepstash. 📲

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Texas Democrats Already Want Your Guns?! HB 218 Explained 🔥
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NOOOOO GABE NOOOOOO!
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All my years alive and I never knew this
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wtf dad…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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A queda de Lúcifer provoca a extinção dos dinossauros na novela 'GÊNESIS' (2021). Efeitos visuais supervisionados por Anderson Paraná e computação gráfica por Vander Zafa, sob direção-geral de Edgard Miranda.
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Men just want to be seen 😂
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This insane. AI slop is getting good! All the action cops in one place 😂
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you love to see it🙏🙏
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Asmongold when he realizes he’s next
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POV: You invested $100 a month in Lockheed Martin since 1988 and never sold
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Man says he’s 30 years old with a 20-year-old son: “I had him when I was 10. I’m from Michigan bro, it’s normal.”
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American Education: Democratic Socialists Edition.
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This Cartoon shows what scarcity looks like 🥹 .
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😭😭😭😭
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