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Groggy Wizard retweeted
The aliens have landed. That’s the REAL reason for the ground stop. They don’t want to start a worldwide panic. They are blind but can hear like a motherfucker.
Groggy Wizard retweeted
"If you woulda told me when I was 13 that when I was 36 I'd be playing World of Warcraft still, I would say hell ya"
Timthetatman on WoW Forever never letting the addicts quit😂
Groggy Wizard retweeted
Hey @grok , which is more likely to create a human extinction event or series of events in the next 25 years , AI or Climate Change ? Assign a probability to each
If the answer to either is yes, do your best to put a timeline for when you think it happens
If the answer is no. Explain why
Groggy Wizard retweeted
I AM GIVING AWAY 20 KEYS FOR BLACKWOOD
By day you run a DVD store in 2012 New York, by night, you're a ruthless assassin
Just Like, RT, Follow, and Reply to enter. Good Luck
Groggy Wizard retweeted
100% they should do this @WarcraftDevs @Warcraft
Think I'll head to the Barrens today to pay tribute to the man. @BlizzardCS do the right thing... Put a Chuck Norris NPC somewhere in the Barrens, perhaps on top of a mountain as a protector. Should be in all versions of the game.
Groggy Wizard retweeted
Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate.
On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other".
Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion.
Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself.
Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo.
Rest in peace, Chuck!
