Justin Nguyen (@JustANguyen) profile picture

engineering @stripe. enjoys flush draws and armbars

San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2012
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He's making a list He's checking it twice He's got no idea who's naughty or nice Data consistency in a distributed environment is extremely difficult – at California, USA
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We’ve made the decision to stop all political advertising on Twitter globally. We believe political message reach should be earned, not bought. Why? A few reasons…🧵
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"the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog": -overdone -juvenile -has no impact or weight to it "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" -holy shit -literally the most metal way to test out your font -raw as hell
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT 🎶
NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, TOTAL EXONERATION. DEMOCRAT WITCH HUNT!
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Had a blast piloting my stack through a lot of turbulence in my first WSOP Main Event! Managed to make it to Day 5, where I got rekt by @The_Illest to finish in 267th place out of 7874.… instagram.com/p/BlElf7-BeLl/… – at Paradise, NV
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Unnecessary integration – at San Francisco, CA
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I’m rich!!!! 💰💰💰💵💵💵💸💸💸🤑🤑🤑 – at Redwood City, CA
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Apparently I’m so Californian that 4.5 quakes don’t even wake me anymore – at San Francisco, CA
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lost my game of thrones and my terrace house in the same week 😭
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– at San Francisco, CA
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In complimenting McGregor, @ChrisEubank recites Kipling, Roosevelt, and Henley. Unreal. mmafighting.com/2017/8/25/16…
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mom: what's that internet thing called, "scream shitting"? me: ... me: shitposting? mom: SHITPOSTING.
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cooking instead of eating out seems like a decent way to save money until your recipe calls for 1 bay leaf
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Friend is reading Harry Potter for the first time. He suddenly realizes he's read a fanfiction Order of the Phoenix instead of the real one.
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I cannot stress enough how important it is you watch this gorilla bathe-dancing to maniac. By @bobhagh
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It's that time of year again! Time to play this lottery masquerading as a poker tournament #wsop
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.@kurganovigor and @Liv_Boeree both win their first WSOP bracelet, winning the $10K Tag Team event ($273,964) bit.ly/17wsop_e2 #wsop2
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