
engineering @stripe. enjoys flush draws and armbars
San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2012
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He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's got no idea who's naughty or nice
Data consistency in a distributed environment is extremely difficult – at California, USA
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We’ve made the decision to stop all political advertising on Twitter globally. We believe political message reach should be earned, not bought. Why? A few reasons…🧵
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"the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog":
-overdone
-juvenile
-has no impact or weight to it
"sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow"
-holy shit
-literally the most metal way to test out your font
-raw as hell
Had a blast piloting my stack through a lot of turbulence in my first WSOP Main Event! Managed to make it to Day 5, where I got rekt by @The_Illest to finish in 267th place out of 7874.… instagram.com/p/BlElf7-BeLl/… – at Paradise, NV
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The Brava oven will change your entire kitchen spr.ly/6011DoA65
the best thing i learned from this article is the existence of a Harvard horse researcher named Brianna McHorse
nytimes.com/2017/08/28/scien…
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In complimenting McGregor, @ChrisEubank recites Kipling, Roosevelt, and Henley. Unreal. mmafighting.com/2017/8/25/16…
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mom: what's that internet thing called, "scream shitting"?
me: ...
me: shitposting?
mom: SHITPOSTING.
cooking instead of eating out seems like a decent way to save money until your recipe calls for 1 bay leaf
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Friend is reading Harry Potter for the first time. He suddenly realizes he's read a fanfiction Order of the Phoenix instead of the real one.
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I cannot stress enough how important it is you watch this gorilla bathe-dancing to maniac. By @bobhagh
It's that time of year again! Time to play this lottery masquerading as a poker tournament #wsop
relationship goals
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.@kurganovigor and @Liv_Boeree both win their first WSOP bracelet, winning the $10K Tag Team event ($273,964) bit.ly/17wsop_e2 #wsop2

















