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If there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that the first Saturday watching football without political ads is going to be glorious
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Cris Collinsworth- “I accidentally ate some weed gummies the other day. Man, I couldn’t walk for 4 hours. My wife had to carry me to bed with a tarp like a rehabilitated manatee going back to the ocean.”
Tirico- “Daniels scrambles for a gain of 3”
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“I know someone who had a litter box installed at her school.” No you don’t.
“I know someone who uses abortion as birth control.” No you don’t.
“I know someone whose kid went to school and came home a different gender.” No you don’t.
“I know someone who voted twenty times in the same election.” No you don’t.
“I know an undocumented immigrant getting free housing, healthcare, and groceries.” No you don’t.
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Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition
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Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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I didn’t even need anything from the grocery store, I just came to hear some Gin Blossoms.
