Misanthrope. Marshmallow minion. Hooked on cheese. Bringer of receipts. You say tomater, I zader matermorts.

United States Kemarfergodssake
Joined August 2009
Founders: We're going to write the Bill of Rights so that no one will ever be dumb enough to misunderstand it. Left: Challenge accepted.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Kamala Harris is Sarah Palin without the governing experience. You could never see it because her rambling never became the subject recurring SNL skits.
Kamala attempts to articulate the value of talking to children. It doesn't go well: "I mean, if you have the chance in whatever your, you know, your circle of life to just, you know, talk to like an eight year old, that's one of the best things, you know, someone who just has that twinkle." "It hasn't been, you know, they haven't they they have the twinkle. They believe in, in all. And they're curious and - Oh, that gives me joy just because, you know, there is something I think about, looking at children to remind us of our natural nature, who we actually it is our nature, our - There is something about that." This was said at a 'reproductive rights' event. The irony here is next level. She somehow keeps managing to get worse at this.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
From what?
Angel Reese arrives to Game 5 of the WNBA Finals wearing a shirt that says “Protect Black Women.”
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I WANT a city on Mars. Then I want to relocate all leftists to that city.
NOBODY wants a city on Mars. NOBODY wants Al in every app. NOBODY wants data centers in space. NOBODY wants humanoid robots or flying cars. We want CLEAN WATER. We want a STABLE CLIMATE. We want a HABITABLE PLANET. We want WILDLIFE tO SURVIVE. WE WANT TO LIVE!
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I might have worded this differently but ok.
Who knew kicking off a bus tour would make for a nice date with my ninth-grade girlfriend.
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I never saw this coming!!! (because I don’t know who they are)
Chrishell Stause and partner G Flip split after four years trib.al/P4uTCH5
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Lots of people forgetting that giant corps essentially shut off the Internet for any customer they felt was insufficiently condemnatory of the Jan 6 riots They hadn't even broken any written rule. They just didn't like them so no Internet for them. Starlink's policy is way more clear and fair.
The reality is this completely devalues Starlink. If one man can arbitrarily shut off your Internet, it's less dependable than your already hit or miss Internet connection.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
How did they get cancer cells to watch The View
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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They’re making the cancer cells listen to Imagine and Happy Xmas (War is Over) by John Lennon on loop
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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Replying to @ChuckieFFS
You absolute midwit. Congrats on repeating the Wikipedia "Nazis were far-right, end of story" summary you absorbed between TikToks. Yes, the Nazis crushed independent unions, jailed and murdered communists and social democrats, and Hitler liquidated the Strasserite "left" wing of his own party in the Night of the Long Knives. That part is not in dispute. They were not Marxist class-struggle socialists. They hated Bolshevism as a Jewish plot and treated international socialism as the main enemy. Fine. What your middle-school history class skipped is that they still ran a National *Socialist* state: private property existed only as long as it served the Führer’s racial and war goals, wages and prices were controlled, industry was cartelized under state direction, profit was subordinated to the party, and the economy was planned for autarky and rearmament. That is not free-market capitalism, liberal conservatism, or classical right-wing economics. It is the same family of state-directed, anti-liberal, collectivist economics practiced by every other fascist and "national socialist" regime. The name was not a prank; the 25-point program and the early rhetoric were full of anti-capitalist planks precisely because they were competing with the actual socialists for working-class support. Your North Korea comparison is the usual gotcha and it is only half-clever. Yes, names can lie. But the NSDAP did not merely call itself socialist while secretly running a Rothschild hedge fund. They nationalized, directed, rationed, and regimented. The difference from Soviet socialism was mainly that the Nazis kept the owners as managers under party orders instead of shooting them all and installing commissars. Both systems produced shortages, secret police, and mass graves; one just had better uniforms and Wagner. Elon pointing out the obvious—that "National Socialist" is not an ironic branding exercise and that the regime was economically left of any classical liberal or conservative—does not make him a moron. It makes him less obedient to the post-1945 academic consensus that insists every totalitarian who isn’t a full Marxist must be filed under "far-right" so the left never has to share the body count. Money didn’t buy him a brain; it just bought him a platform where he doesn’t have to pretend your selective reading of 1930s Germany is the complete picture. Keep yelling "far-right fascists" while ignoring the actual economic policies and the party’s own name. It is the historical equivalent of covering your ears and shouting.
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“Bridget you seem more right wing was there a radicalizing event?” Yes. As a matter of fact there was.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
> Creates a small free library to protest book bans > People put Christian books in it > Checks every day to ban these books and remove them from their library
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that reading isn't really helping you in the cognition department.
I read banned books
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That are literally on sale. In a store.
I read banned books
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You guys are openly talking about prosecuting someone who pioneered the electric car.
We are in a climate crisis. We need to take action and power a clean energy revolution that will create jobs, lower costs and ensure a more livable future for all.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Blistering record heat in Europe this summer killed more than 50,000 people, with nearly two-thirds of that death toll blamed on human-caused climate change, a new study found. abcnews.link/EUhX7dR
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Eric Spencer retweeted
And yet there's still no video evidence of Lindsey Graham acting as gay as this
So after spending his whole life being homophobic, Lindsey was having sex with underage male prostitutes???
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Was she approached by ICE, or MIB?
A woman named Patricia Krentcil says ICE harassed her & asked whether she was a U.S. citizen because of her dark tan. 👇👇 “Because I was so tan, they were about to handcuff me… and take me away, God knows where,” Do you believe her? 🤔
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There’s no way that this is true.
A woman named Patricia Krentcil says ICE harassed her & asked whether she was a U.S. citizen because of her dark tan. 👇👇 “Because I was so tan, they were about to handcuff me… and take me away, God knows where,” Do you believe her? 🤔
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up. Hang on a second. Do you really expect me to believe Lindsay Graham was... What, GAY?!?
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