Food, foolishness & him๐Ÿ’œShapely blobโ„ข๏ธ @heathclifinjail๐Ÿ”žunless ur Pedro Pascal or Heathcliff, Iโ€™m uninterested

Nebraska
Joined January 2021
New year, new reading challenge! I fully expect this will take me longer than a year ๐Ÿ˜‚but we shall seeโ€ฆ
Iโ€™m going to try this reading challenge this year (and attempt to actually finish it in one year this time ๐Ÿ˜‚) Anyone want to join? Also, let me know if you want to join a Twitter book club DM room ๐Ÿค—
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If you donโ€™t be already have a costume for Halloween, you could be mine ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿคญ
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itโ€™s officially freezing outside. time to find yourself a cute chubby girl to keep you warm. ๐Ÿ˜‹
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hey (with the intention of luring you into my castle on a cold october night. i pull you closer and kiss you like i've been starving for you for centuries)
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intellectual compatibility is so fucking erotic to me. being understood, challenged, mentally stimulated, and genuinely fascinated by the way someone thinks. thereโ€™s something so intimate about connecting with someone on a level that makes you crave more of their mind
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Maybe my midlife crisis is thinking I'm too much to handle as a friend, and so I hang back in the shadows slowly munching on m&ms while watching everyone else have what it looks like as fun... Maybe.
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older man reading a book to me while i bathe..
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One of the most interesting things about k!nk is how often โ€œI want you to control meโ€ actually means โ€œI want to trust someone enough that I can stop controlling everything.โ€
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i could say โ€œi love youโ€ as many times as there are stars in the universe but it still wouldnโ€™t be enough to describe how much you mean to me
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i saw your soul and now i cant unlove you ever again
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Thereโ€™s a reason the great dystopian novels envision a world without literacy. Those books warned about the very age weโ€™re now living in. Those who abandon reading & writing are surrendering their powers of thinking. Whatโ€™s shocking is that so many would surrender so readily.
We're about to enter a period where not reading or writing becomes as ubiquitous as smoking once was. We can hope people will eventually realize this is bad for them, as they did with smoking. But this is far from certain; the cost may not be as obvious.
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I still have (almost) 100 pounds to go if you believe the weight charts, but Iโ€™m feeling pretty good about being 45 pounds down over the last two years ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป
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I have a day off and Iโ€™m using it to watch โ€œErnest Scared Stupidโ€. No regrets.
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I think I shall try to learn to underthinkโ€ฆ is anyone aware of how to do this?
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cnc k!nk ๐Ÿค praise k!nk โ€œstop stop it's too muchโ€ ๐Ÿค โ€œshhh it's ok you feel so good. you're being so good for meโ€ โ€œplease I can't take it pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿค โ€œyou can. you were made for this, made for me. you're so perfectโ€
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