Justin Onslow (@JustinOnslow) profile picture

Jack of all trades, master of tying my own shoes.

Nashville, TN
Joined March 2010
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Anyone else have PSA subs stuck in QA2? I’ve got a couple that have been QA2 status for a few weeks. That’s usually the quickest of all the steps (except maybe assembly).
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No one has ever “downplayed” this moment Justin…. Not once…. This is the scariest moment of any Cubs fans entire life. The moment that ball hit that bat no one ever downplay it stop trying to get likes Cleveland is still a shitty fucking team. Couldn’t even hold onto their name
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I don’t understand people who downplay this moment because of the outcome of this game/series. This is a Top 3 Cleveland baseball moment of all time and I’m not sure it’s 2 or 3.
November 2, 2016: Cannot believe this was already 10 years ago today. Still not over the result. Rajai Davis x Hammy
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All of a sudden this account can go to hell
THE INDIANS ARE ONE WIN FROM A WORLD SERIES TITLE. Cleveland beats Chicago 7-2 at Wrigley Field to take a 3-1 series lead. Corey Kluber allows one run over six innings, and Jason Kipnis delivers a three-run homer. The Cubs have to win three straight to keep their championship dream alive.
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Hedgey if he wants to come back. The rest can go.
Guardians set to become free agents: 🔺Foster Griffin 🔺Austin Hedges 🔺Nathaniel Lowe 🔺Rhys Hoskins Who should the Guardians re-sign? #GuardsBall
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This can’t be an even remotely serious question
MLB EDITION: Let’s be honest… Babe Ruth walks into this room and wants a seat. Who’s getting kicked out of theirs? 👀
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Just feel like posting this one because 🔥
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I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.
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The comments section omg. How is this still up
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My new best (and favorite card). 🙌
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A terrifying success story in four parts @CardPurchaser
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This. All the pitching decisions were magnified 10x by not being able to score runs. When your team can’t hit, and it feels like you need zeros every innings from everyone on the staff to have a chance, the issue is clearly a mediocre (or worse) offense.
Replying to @FranmilsEyebrow
He isn’t the reason Parker Messick had a 52.6% HardHit% this Postseason, or the reason Joey Cantillo couldn’t throw strikes or miss bats. Brayan Rocchio had a wRC+ of 2, Adell, Bazz, and Kwan had wRC+ in the 60’s and Nate Lowe slugged .297. Turn your fucking brains on.
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I went into this series with respect and even a little fondness for the Rays. That Caminero three-minute home run trot ended that shit in a hurry. Brewers in 4.
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(The Dolans just lucked into a lockout and a new excuse to not put an entire postseason of extra ticket revenue toward payroll.)
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3-1 and it feels like 30-1.
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Good baseball teams don’t make their fans feel like the game is over when it’s 3-0 in the 5th. This offense still sucks. We’ve done a lot of mental gymnastics about it this season but the proof is in the pudding. We can’t hit well enough.
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“at some point” THAT POINT IS 2028 IF YOU LOSE THIS ONE STEPHEN
Tom Hamilton asked Stephen Vogt on the pre-game radio show, “why not go Joey Cantillo or Tanner Bibee to start Game 6?” The #Guardians manager admitted Cantillo has been more effective coming out of the bullpen and they still like Bibee as a possible length option at some point.
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