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क़हत कबीर हरी ऐसा, जहाँ जैसा, वहाँ तैसा | Words in @thepunchmag, @kitaab, @madrascourier. Also, I code.

Joined May 2018
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Maybe home is not a place, But an irrevocable condition. (Thanks to the editors at @thepunchmag for finding these poems a home. Much obliged.) ;) thepunchmagazine.com/the-byw…
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A perfect example of using AI that hallucinates like crazy. Actual description of Kashmiri Pandits by Torrens was men of pedigree, wealth and capability. Hakim, grow up. This hate will eat you from inside. You'll die with this bitterness and waste some of the potential you may have. Biscoe and Lawrence also wrote about the Kashmiri Hindus and Musalmaans. Read what he wrote about his Musalmaan cook.
Replying to @mansikoul
Yeah, the Brits sure read into that pattern, that's why Torrens saw right through your duplicity - "The Kashmiri Pandit is a creature of infinite tact and cringing sycophancy. He will weep at your feet to gain a favour, while quietly picking your pocket with the other hand."
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the fake urgency in corporate jobs kills me. we’re not doctors, we work in spreadsheets. you don’t need to circle back for a response an hour later. NOBODY IS DYING
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‘Translated from French’ is the only tweet I’m reading these days holy fuck man
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Replying to @TheSrinagarBoy
This is JDUspokes person guy who is arrested. In alternate world the same media and people would prop him as the "good KP" as he has been constantly questioning the center. The fact that media has been unable to report the actual issue without full disclosures and instead made it issue of making mockery of KPs pandits tells us what KPs are actually up against - a vile, malicious and systematic unreasonable hate.
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What a Joke SIRJI @PiyushGoyal
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He’s French so ig its ok
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Sidhant Sibal mentions Brazil’s Prez Lula thanking Modi on re election
Brazil's Prez Lula thanks PM Modi for congratulatory message on re election
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The fucking retarded cunt Syed Ali Shah Geelani in 08’ said that the pilgrims should not be allowed the land adjacent to the holy shrine, as giving the land of Kashmir to ‘Kaifrs’ was a sin. To this, Jammu erupted in protest. Exhibit A. Tho I’m glad that lemon faced, bald headed
Show me a single incident in which Kashmiri beat or killed an Amarnath Yatri. The mindset of such people has ruined Kashmir.
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ugly cunt is dead. I inly hope he writhes in agony in the afterlife for all eternity.
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This has never happened ever. I am mostly just annoyed by the azaan because the Muslims cant get a single man (yk cos no women in the mosque) with a good enough voice to blare an Arabic sentence he barely understands himself. Its like they have a ‘who sings the worst’ competition
For non-Muslims like us, azaan used to be an alarm clock. I used to wake up early every morning when azaan sounded over loudspeakers and head to the ground to play cricket with my friends. azaan is called five times a day, and each call lasts barely 30 seconds. Ban the use of loudspeakers for playing songs that last more than a minute, but allow them for sounds that last less than a minute.
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Omg representation 💫
Bandipora, Jammu and Kashmir | Bandipora Police have uncovered an alleged clandestine module associated with the banned organization Ittihad-ul-Muslimeen, reportedly operating under the direction of a Pakistan-based handler. The investigation has revealed suspected links involving prison-based coordination, covert meetings to propagate separatist ideology, and financial transactions. In this connection, FIR No. 168/2026 U/S 10, 13 UA(P)A, 1967 (as amended) stands registered at P/S Bandipora, and the following persons have been arrested in the case so far: 1. Mubeena Bano D/O Gh Ahmad Dar R/o Dachigam Bandipora 2. Waheed Ahmad Bhat S/O Mohd Maqbool Bhat R/o Bhat Mohallah Kachloo Qazipora Handwara District Kupwara 3. Kushboo Jan D/O Ab Rashid Sheikh R/o Check Panzigam Bandipora. 4. Mehak Jan D/O Mohd Sultan Sheikh R/o Check Panzigam Bandipora 5. Aliya Jan D/O Ab Rashid Sheikh R/o Check Panzigam Bandipora. 6. Irfan Ahmed Reshi@Rayees S/O Gh Nabi Reshi R/O Ananwan Handwara.
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Is bkl ka baap bhi yehi karta tha mc
Controversial statement by Farooq Abdullah: “Fight, or you will be wiped out.................................... Our Neighbor 🇵🇰 is protecting us, otherwise, Delhi's intentions are not good. ”
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The day I move back to my ancestral home (if it ever happens) y’all will be floored by how amazing my video rolls gonna be
parents shifted back to our ancestral house, so this is my view every time i go home🥰
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Saturday ko on call issue solve kar rha hun fml
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I knew it
Eu / Meu perfil ideológico
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Women and men have fucked each other with these political games. Just be a normal human being with interests its not that fucking hard
The Vijay Deverakonda-Rashmika Koffee with Karan episode offers us a glimpse of how the stereotypical high status Male or Chad handles women. She pursued marriage. Rashmika said she one sided brought up marriage for an entire year. Vijay recalled asking her to raise it 100 times. This signals abundance of choices for Vijay, a lack of desperation. This is very attractive to women. And he isn't LARPing either. She knows he can replace her if he so desired. Male feminists need to understand that simping is a poor mating strategy. Women smell your desperation and avoid you like the plague. He controlled the timing. Vijay explained that he wanted to test himself and the relationship before committing. This is called "holding frame". Maintaining his own position despite pressure. His desirability had public validation. The earlier attention from Sara Ali Khan and Janhvi Kapoor supplies brownie points. Other women openly finding their man attractive. Women are essentially a hivemind. So societal consensus that their Man is attractive matters greatly to them. That supports his public image as desirable. He eventually reciprocated. Vijay proposed twice and acknowledging that Rashmika changed his understanding of love. Here he is playing into the female fantasy to tame Chad, to make him exclusive to her. Women can actively pursue commitment when they strongly desire a Man. Making her wait made her desire him more.
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You guys got women moving like mobile tent cities for the homeless and have the audacity to say this
As some Hindus have said before, Hinduism has the ugliest aesthetics
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What is wrong with men
*8 holes wasted 🤨
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Where have the Chinese been all this time
Replying to @serguzestabi
你操过的山羊也有月经吗?
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This would not happen to anyone if I made coffee for them just saying
Sometimes you want to order a high cal coffee but you fatshame yourself into buying a cold brew and then the cold brew is bad so you just kys
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