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Philadelphia, PA
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Show me your ugliest photos of Philadelphia
ALT The Four Seasons in snow
ALT City Hall lit up in red and green
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A Philadelphia Pigeon retweeted
Men’s wandering dicks crash economies and their fragile egos start wars, but somehow women are still “too emotional” to lead. The irony is fucking hilarious.
She decided to take a nap with her car still in drive, killed two people (one was SIX YEARS OLD), and won't face a single legal consequence?
A woman who drove into a soccer field and killed two people in Wichita, Kansas last month was apparently asleep before the incident and won't be criminally charged, authorities said Thursday.
abcnews.link/vhxfVJC
A Philadelphia Pigeon retweeted
we spent 20 years trying to automate the boring parts of programming and then automated the fun parts instead
A Philadelphia Pigeon retweeted
this is the reality of LA car culture
it isn’t cruising under palms or car shows/meetups
it’s the absurdly violent pattern of death and destruction sold to us (by grifters w/ financial incentives) as “freedom” costing our lives as collateral to shave 10 secs off car commutes – at Los Angeles, CA
🇺🇸 Mother of 5 and a mother of 3 were KILLED by an allegedly drunk driver in North Hollywood.
Maria Peck and Teodora Villalobos were among 3 street vendors killed outside a Metro station when a man sped around traffic and lost control.
Police say he was driving at twice the legal alcohol limit.
Source: NY Post / Writer: Bri
Shit, hire me as CEO, how hard can it be?
Former Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang allegedly had a third affair, according to a report from Reuters.
All three of his alleged affairs exposed so far this week have been with a suspected Chinese spy, an executive, and another employee at the company.
(reuters.com/technology/forme…)
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It sounds like everyone there needs a break. Why don't we wrap this up and start fresh on Monday? Maybe hire a few of those engineers back, yeah?
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A Philadelphia Pigeon retweeted
Elon Musk like the only tech CEO to not be approached by sexy Chinese spy honey potters because they know he doesn’t know dick about shit
