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Philadelphia, books, tennis, plants, bikes. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈

Philadelphia, PA
Joined January 2011
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Men’s wandering dicks crash economies and their fragile egos start wars, but somehow women are still “too emotional” to lead. The irony is fucking hilarious.
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this was the start of the blue wave
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nvidia was a date her center
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The children yearn for 1998 Wendy’s
I love solariums wow I also love outdated office building lobbies
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New York runs on nonbinary baristas & Yemeni or Dominican deli men
new york runs on dunkin and only dunkin
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we spent 20 years trying to automate the boring parts of programming and then automated the fun parts instead
engineers are leaving software development due to claude code
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this is the reality of LA car culture it isn’t cruising under palms or car shows/meetups it’s the absurdly violent pattern of death and destruction sold to us (by grifters w/ financial incentives) as “freedom” costing our lives as collateral to shave 10 secs off car commutes – at Los Angeles, CA
🇺🇸 Mother of 5 and a mother of 3 were KILLED by an allegedly drunk driver in North Hollywood. Maria Peck and Teodora Villalobos were among 3 street vendors killed outside a Metro station when a man sped around traffic and lost control. Police say he was driving at twice the legal alcohol limit. Source: NY Post / Writer: Bri
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Then maybe show up to vote for it.
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Elon Musk like the only tech CEO to not be approached by sexy Chinese spy honey potters because they know he doesn’t know dick about shit
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He's not wrong.
Rep. Thomas Massie: "My analogy here is the Titanic hit the iceberg on Nov. 3 and I offered people a life raft, and they said, 'No thanks, we'll stick with the Titanic.'"
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“I wouldn’t be seduced by a spy.” You were seduced by Temu.
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Wrong. Philadelphia baby!
The US really only has 4 walkable cities 1) NYC 2) Chicago 3) Boston 4) San Fran Makes sense when you realize they were all built before the advent of the car
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ACAB does not include derek
wrong. i am indeed the fashion police
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accidentally hitting the grok button on this app feels like accidentally hitting the internet icon on your phone in 2009. like oh no no no i need to close this immediately or else i’m in big trouble
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I haven't survived for this long on Twitter because my thoughts are enjoyable to be around.
the concept of “relaxing with your thoughts” is so funny to me. my thoughts are waving a loaded gun around
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Replying to @mattyglesias
Me whenever Matt Yglesias Posts:
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Getting around primarily in private cars.
What has become so normalized that we've stopped noticing how absurd it is?
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Replying to @mistressdivy
Health insurance isn’t even included in health insurance. It’s such a fucking scam.
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