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Never fight until you have to. But when it's time to fight, you fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark… and brother, it's startin' to rain.
Karani Mutonga retweeted
If elections were held today who would you vote for?
5%William Ruto
89%Edwin Sifuna
3%Fred Matiang'i
3%Kalonzo Musyoka
27,995 votes • Final resultsIt took Brazil 2 hours 10 minutes to count 125 million votes.
By 10 p.m. the night of August 10 2027, Sifuna should have been declared President. The Bomas Choir can continue singing for Resident Ruto.
Karani Mutonga retweeted
Every time I live through yet another Brazilian election I can’t but marvel at an electoral system that can count 120 million votes in a single evening. Take a bow, Brazil
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Cuando los brasileños se dieron cuenta que Musk y Zuckerberg estaban manipulando el algoritmo para interferir en elecciones de su país se volcaron hacia las RRSS y la llenaron de videos de Lula elaborados con IA.
Fenómeno social a estudiarse por décadas.
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Welcome to the world, Alec.
You will be warm and safe.
We pray you never learn what the administration your father served did to Iranian children while your mother carried you.
But if you do, ask him why he never uttered a word of grief for Minab's children. He won't answer.
Karani Mutonga retweeted
They can’t believe Lula won. He wanted to fix another country’s election, I hope he fixes his tomorrow. If he doesn’t he’s fcukd
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Tuko pamoja, Klaonzo, matiang'i and their agemates have nothing to offer kenyans. The new dispensation Must be led by HE Edwin W. Sifuna. Mwenya anataka kufuata kasongo aende kama jana.
Karani Mutonga retweeted
If Edwin Sifuna cannot win presidential elections, it should be his problem and that of his supporters.
Why does it bother Wetangula, Mudavadai and Atuoli more than Sifuna?
Karani Mutonga retweeted
Ile vita ambayo @LindaMwananchi_ inapiga dhidi ya ukabila (negative ethnicity) ni ya kushangaza kabisa! 😇
Leo ndio nimegundua kuwa mrembo wetu @FredahOndu61763 anazungumza Kithara vile anavyotiririka kwa Kisii, Kiswahili, Lingala na Kizungu moto moto.
Hii ndiyo Kenya tunayostahili, ya talanta, ya umoja, na ya moto!
#EdwinSifuna4President2027
#SisiNdioSifuna
By the way, mwenye kwa opposition anataka kwenda kwa Ruto aende. This is not the time to soothe anyone. Hata huyo Kalonzo na Matiang'i. We shall defeat Ruto as we are. WE THE PEOPLE.
Karani Mutonga retweeted
A hard-hitting article on why Ruto might turn Kenya into a desert. africanarguments.org/2023/11…
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Lol. Si budget yenu mmeamua mtanunua VW vans and hide in bushes and bridges and focus on fining the demographic that has the least accidents and fatalities. – at Nairobi, Kenya
Declare road safety a national disaster
Road crashes have reached a national emergency level, with about 20,000 crashes claiming over 5,000 lives annually, destroying families, overwhelming our health system and eroding economic productivity.
As an Authority, we propose that road traffic crashes be declared a national disaster to mobilise urgent government action, secure adequate funding and ensure coordinated enforcement.
Such a declaration would enable whole-of-government coordination under clear accountability, and enforce measurable targets across road agencies, the National Police Service, the health sector and county governments.
Our goal is simple: save lives, reduce fatalities and serious injuries, and protect Kenya's human capital.
Road safety is not just a transport issue; it is a national development and security priority.
With everyone's support, we can avert this disaster.
DIRECTOR GENERAL
@TransportKE
This is Ruto who has typed this shit. Right?
CLARIFICATION ON FOREST PLANTATION HARVESTING IN NGONG HILLS FOREST
The Kenya Forest Service (KFS) has noted video clips and photographs circulating on social media alleging illegal logging in Ngong Hills Forest, with claims that the activities are being carried out at night. The Service wishes to clarify the circumstances surrounding the ongoing forest plantation harvesting operations.
Harvesting of mature forest plantations in the Kibiku Forest Block of Ngong Hills Forest is being undertaken following a competitive bidding process and the subsequent award of a tender for the harvesting of 56 hectares of mature plantations, in accordance with the Public Procurement and Asset Disposal Act 2015, the Forest Conservation and Management Act 2026 (FCMA 2026), the Constitution of Kenya 2010 and forest harvesting rules (2016).
Furthermore, forest operations are required to be conducted between 6:00 a.m. and 6:00 p.m., as stipulated under the FCMA 2026. Upon completion of the harvesting process, the Community Forest Association is normally engaged to replant more trees through the Plantation Enterprise and Livelihood Improvement Scheme (PELIS).
Regarding the photograph circulating on social media showing a trailer loaded with logs, the Service has received information that the vehicle had broken down and was undergoing repairs. KFS is verifying the circumstances surrounding the incident. The photograph alone does not establish that harvesting activities were taking place at night.
The Service urges members of the public to seek clarification from the nearest KFS station on any concerns regarding forest management and harvesting activities.
KFS urges the public to rely on verified information when commenting on the matter and to report all suspicious activities to the nearest police station for investigations or email [email protected]
Karani Mutonga retweeted
Ebola magically shows up in the two countries which has elections in 2027, Nigeria and Kenya, with two very unpopular, Western-supported puppet Presidents. We know what you are doing.
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Most homestead in Central Kenya got piped water back in the 80's and 90's through community initiatives programs
90% of tapped water in people's homes are community initiatives. People coming together to start water projects.
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Exactly what I keep saying. We can fix our economy and even jail these guys - but replacing forests that took 30 years to mature will need half a century. And during that time there'll be drought! And these ftards DON'T CARE. This greed is madness! 😡 Yaani messing the entire ecosystem for your own gain??