Capitec is a lot of things but ka fraud you can’t touch them. They need your blood type and DNA strictly from your armpit hair before they send anyone R100K+.

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Kanyo M · Nov 13, 2026 · 9:37 AM UTC

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Kanyo M@Kanyo_MNov 13

Someone said "boyfriend ya ga Mee-maw" I died. 🤣

sitcom crave

@sitcomcraveNov 12

Happy birthday to the talented Wallace Shawn, who turns 83 today!

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1st Draft Pick · Nov 13, 2026 · 6:28 PM UTC

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1st Draft Pick@iamkagi_styles19h

And you guys wonder why I always fall into the Xhosa men trap.

uFaku Ofakayo 😉@Sbulele_cbue22h

Ngase kuthwe xolo baby apha kum 😢

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Snacks · Nov 13, 2026 · 11:57 PM UTC

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Snacks

@wheredasnacksat13h

I will killl that nigga

Ashley 🎀

@ailyashleyNov 13

Your son just been arrested for Rape. He’s saying the sex was consensual and she’s saying he raped her. A couple days after the arrest you find out there’s video evidence of the rape and on the camera it shows him actually raping and beating her but the catch is the video is from the cameras in your house. You standing behind your son n not turning in the video or cutting him off and turning in the video.

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yayvo · Nov 13, 2026 · 5:58 AM UTC

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yayvo@GonzettiNov 13

dis video used to scare da shit outta me like how he know what was boutta happen to proof

gabby

@vibetogabsNov 13

On this day in 2004, Eminem released his album “Encore”, featuring the classic “Like Toy Soldiers” 🎵

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Kevwe · Nov 13, 2026 · 5:19 PM UTC

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Kevwe@kevwe_od20h

Lol. Yes. This is why they’re so vicious towards women online. A lot of men are harboring pent up frustration. Twitter is where they come to achieve catharsis. It’s also why’s they rally around men who are cruel to women on this app.

coco@c0co_101Nov 12

Men with low desirability (not charming or handsome, not that intelligent and not well paid) aren’t getting the opportunities they want with women IRL. Fussing with yall on Twitter is probably the most they’ve talked to a woman all week. This is as real as it gets for them

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𝕸𝖓𝖖𝖔𝖇𝖎 𝖒𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖓𝖚 · Nov 13, 2026 · 3:22 PM UTC

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𝕸𝖓𝖖𝖔𝖇𝖎 𝖒𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖓𝖚@mnqobimchunu_22h

😭💎

Image from 𝕸𝖓𝖖𝖔𝖇𝖎 𝖒𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖓𝖚 (@mnqobimchunu_)

BOLEDISFRESHGREENS 🌱@KhutchthefarmerNov 13

Just look at him

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bri · Nov 13, 2026 · 7:44 PM UTC

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bri@peacefrog6917h

This level of sexy self assured woman doesn’t exist before 28. Wake it up

mimitastic

@bblmariahNov 13

The fact that she was 35 during this era is crazy I thought she was in her early 20s

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Lubaby · Nov 14, 2026 · 5:35 AM UTC

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Lubaby@its_Lubaby_7h

Stuff of my prayers man

Pheladi🍍

@mhlatze16h

Anele married right🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾. A whole prince from a royal family bathes children, but someone with an airtime advance is going to tell us that a man who helps with household chores is a simp. Lmao, you guys are funny yazi. 😭😂 Ladies, good men exist. Men who love, respect and value women exist. Men who understand that marriage is a partnership and not a master and servant arrangement exist. You really don’t have to settle. A man doesn’t become any less of a man because he actively participates in raising his children and taking care of his home.

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Favy🩶 · Nov 11, 2026 · 4:05 PM UTC

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Favy🩶

@Favourrrrr5Nov 11

Of course your abuser doesn’t remember their abuse. For you it was trauma. For them it was Tuesday.

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Antoine ▿ · Nov 13, 2026 · 9:50 PM UTC

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Antoine ▿@Rex_Mare15h

please do not be alarmed, remain calm… the DJ booth is conducting a troubleshoot test of the entire system.

@nottTHATrudy15h

Are we under attack? Like…. Tf going on

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Backwoods Baby🧍🏾‍♀️ · Nov 13, 2026 · 6:48 PM UTC

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Backwoods Baby🧍🏾‍♀️@Backy_baby18h

bruh this is so fucking sexy omg

Olori🍒

@OloriOfOloriss19h

He was looking at her like “I’m going to put another baby in you tonight” Just wait for it😂

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Seth 🐀 · Nov 11, 2026 · 5:13 PM UTC

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Seth 🐀@mixsethaddamsNov 11

I’m not going to ask for the details of an illness when you’re calling in sick.

Fav

@favwontmissNov 11

Millennials! What’s a corporate “rule” you refuse to enforce now that we’re the managers?!

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Yeehaw Enthusiast 𐚁 · Nov 13, 2026 · 6:10 PM UTC

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Yeehaw Enthusiast 𐚁@Ariesstann19h

I hate when an evil bitch is cunt like😭

tyris ✰

@TYRISPRINT20h

i’ve never seen someone get sonned in such a classy manner…10s tyra, 10s!!!! 😭😭😭

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h. 🏆 · Nov 13, 2026 · 5:27 PM UTC

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h. 🏆@hxy4t20h

Don’t be sorry! let’s do this again on Monday shall we

Microsoft

@Microsoft20h

We are deeply sorry for the disruption this incident has caused our customers and partners. We know the trust they place in our services and take that responsibility extremely seriously. We are seeing broad recovery and stability across our services. This was a technical issue not related to cyber or AI / agents. The incident was introduced by an issue during an earlier network capacity upgrade that surfaced following a recent network change. We have addressed the underlying issue and continue to restore service to remaining customers and regions. Given the scale of demand, we restored services gradually, validating stability at each stage. While this took longer, it helped ensure a stable restoration. We will provide a full post-incident report once our review is complete.

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