the roof is not my son, but i will raise it

Joined April 2011
We love you, Ben ❤️ @KirkHerbstreit pays tribute to his best friend 🐶
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at my big age i should know better than to ask a man two questions in an email when i need both of them answered
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Get tf out my way type way. @dvbbs @xxbridge
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Something about rent being due the Monday after Jesus paid it all doesn’t sit right with me.
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me when i hear justin bieber start singing somebody to love during the halftime show
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My 4-7 Fantasy Team getting ready to pull off the greatest comeback of all time
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What am I? A child bride?
Those of you born in 1990-1999 please can you briefly tell us why you're not married yet???
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not much to griddy about right now :/
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the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction
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