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Kenny Webster retweeted
Paxton vs. the Bush Family Reunion xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1DGleVyZX…
People are banking their hair to use it later in life when they go bald. Or you can just glue a squirrel to your head like Gavin Newsom.
Kenny Webster retweeted
This week Texas Democrats are pretending to get upset about a cat joke while praising a guy who joked about child molestation (with an actual child molester).
This week Texas Democrats are pretending to get upset about a cat joke while praising a guy who joked about child molestation (with an actual child molester).
Matthew McConaughey says he spent two days in the desert reading his negative reviews. "It only took two days?" responded Nicolas Cage.
Matthew McConaughey Says He Spent 2 Days in the Desert Reading 20 Years of Negative Reviews About Himself people.com/matthew-mcconaugh…
Denise Richards says she'll never get married again. "You'll miss out on the best two months of your life," responded J-Lo.
Denise Richards vows to never marry again after Charlie Sheen, Aaron Phypers divorces: I’m ‘0 for 2’ trib.al/RLKRpYD
Jay-Z will reportedly perform at the next Super Bowl. Which means the theme of the halftime show will be "When does Beyoncé come out?"
Jay-Z Chooses Himself to Be The 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer: Report tmz.com/2026/10/20/jay-z-pic…
Kenny Webster retweeted
I am a Republican precinct chair. I reminded my Republican neighbors to vote on November 3. For that, @Apple branded me a spammer and shut off my iMessage on every device I own. Two weeks before Election Day. I have been an excellent Apple and @ATT customer for my entire adult life. Fix this. @KenPaxtonTX @mayes_middleton @GovHotWheels_TX @MichaelBerrySho @KennethRWebster @elonmusk @BryanDeanWright
Scientists confirmed that the U.S. experienced its hottest summer on record. And remember, this was WITH America covered in ICE.
It didn't help that we lost our biggest source of shade: Dolly Parton.
If libs wanna clutch pearls over a joke on a podcast wait until they hear about how Texas Dem @bobbypulido425 went on tour with a convicted child predator and joked about raping an 8 yr old girl during a live concert?
Seems worse, no?
GOP Candidate Suggested Sending Unadopted Kittens to Chinese Restaurants
Brandon Herrera: “Don’t let it go to waste.”
meidasnews.com/news/gop-cand…
meidasnews.com/news/gop-cand…
Spare me your lectures about Chinese food and cats.
Raping children and joking about it clearly worse but nobody in the Texas Democrat party seems to mind.
foxnews.com/politics/dem-can…
Kenny Webster retweeted
Honored to speak at @KenPaxtonTX’s Conroe rally and join in praying over him.
Days, not months. Get out and vote! 🇺🇸
Why is James Talarico constantly flying to California?
Man watches porn and masturbates in first class on United flight out of California - as woman speaks out trib.al/n1DhkTG
Kenny Webster retweeted
Why are Texas Democrats suddenly offended by a pamphlet explaining trans ideology? Five minutes ago they loved these ideas.
Once upon a time Bush, Cornyn, Miller, Rove, and Crenshaw told us party loyalty was more important than anything else.
Now they’re actively campaigning against the new leaders of the Texas GOP.
They never cared about you. They just wanted power.
Dade Phelan isn’t a Republican, he’s a politician. He’d impeach his own mother if he thought it would bring him even a sliver of power.
