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KenoProfessor

@KenoProfessor

Keno. All day, all night. Author of “Let’s Play Some Keno, Dammit”, “When in Reno, Play Some Keno”, and the upcoming “Vino and Keno: A Lady’s Guide”

Joined March 2019
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@unclephiltweets2 Nov 2020
Trump wants to fire Dr. Fauci. The 0-8 Jets refuse to fire Adam Gase. Who are we now?
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Biden is still alive, I believe.
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Both gone now. Sad.
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@unclephiltweets15 Jul 2020
I think I tore something in my left shoulder. I’m old and right-handed so fuck it, right?
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@unclephiltweets1 May 2020
Listen carefully: no more Zoom meetings where people sing “Imagine.” No. More. I will cut a bitch. #Imeanit #tryme
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@unclephiltweets12 Apr 2020
This is one of the weirdest Easters since, well...Easter.
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@unclephiltweets11 Feb 2020
Replying to @ThatEricAlper
I hope they play that one song that sounds like all the other songs.
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@unclephiltweets10 Feb 2020
Replying to @DLoesch
Google maps: “Turn left on Main Street. In 300 feet, you will be stabbed.”
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@unclephiltweets18 Jan 2020
#poll #spelling Which word seems weird?
18%Sherbet
27%Lozenge
18%Rhythm
36%Frigate
22 votes • Final results
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Dasher@Dasher122520 Dec 2019
Santa took a healthy dump this morning. Cleared out the entire workshop so we might be short a few toys this year. #Christmas #gift #ReindeerReady
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@unclephiltweets2 Dec 2019
Replying to @NYDailyNews
Can we please let the girl focus on her rowing career?
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Dasher@Dasher122519 Nov 2019
#FunFact : Santa overslept in 1992 and we had to skip Canada. #ReindeerReady #ChristmasCountdown 🇨🇦 🎅🏽
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In my day you’d pay the Town Crier to read a parchment aloud saying that your betrothed had lain with an unclean sailor. That’s when #revengeporn meant something, bitches.
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Replying to @JeannineofArc
Colonial times be cray. Betsy Ross would cut a bitch.
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@unclephiltweets1 Aug 2019
Replying to @LivMaddix
He looks like a Carl.
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Basil Rathbone gave zero fucks. #zfg
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Replying to @KaceyMusgraves
Ghandi. More for me.
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You’re supposed to say: retweet for lifestyle, like for subculture.
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@unclephiltweets9 Apr 2019
Is douchebag a lifestyle or subculture? #classification #Sociology
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Replying to @latimesent
Took it like the man she is.
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Call me crazy but I don’t think I’m ever going to regret this AOC tattoo. #lifechoices
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Replying to @underchilde
Don’t Cry Out Loud
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