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A simple man who likes metal music and women with huge tits. I don't like Mexicans who larp as white or commies. The rest of you are fine.

Joined November 2026
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KeyboredKrieger retweeted
went outside irl and a bird pooped on me and i got turned on #scattwt
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Hello GoonRips, Hello GoonRips This is @KeyboredKrieger sending you a message on my Twitter.com. I know this is a retarded gooner app but if I plug my email into this bullshit and you dump all your money and my info into a shitcoin, I will rape and murder you Tysm
introducing GoonRips 🍆 rip packs of your favorite pornstars 🌽 made by an indie gooner, for gooners 👇
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I have deadnamed those buttons since 2013.
Asha if you're listening, pls bring back the back and start buttons. Literally no one knows what these are
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KeyboredKrieger retweeted
Replying to @Designatedkitty
This is the Halo 4 and 5 era in a nutshell
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KeyboredKrieger retweeted
Former BioWare employee here. I was there 15 years and every single day I'd come into work with the biggest smile on my face and just spread my ass cheeks wide open to try and liquidate the best game I possibly could from my colon for the fans. RIP to the company I loved, so sad
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KeyboredKrieger retweeted
I rape and kill those who oppose me but in a non-problematic woke way because I'm a good fucking person
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At some point in the future this will be a banger reaction image, I don't know when, I don't know how, but it will be
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KeyboredKrieger retweeted
dick so fucked up she started crying and killed herself in front of me
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The way the penis enters the vagina is almost sexual in nature
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KeyboredKrieger retweeted
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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KeyboredKrieger retweeted
Replying to @swearjaragain
It means you better like Family Guy porn
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KeyboredKrieger retweeted
I need to knock her up and save her from woketardism once and for all
Haha
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Mussolini is safe edgy Hitler send tweet
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I think if you stream you should have 90% of your earnings taxed
All of these Streamers are MAGA... Especially the FAT Ones
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"I played Skyrim during a critical formative year and now think of Imperial culture as my culture"
"I played Skyrim during a critical formative year and now think of Nord culture as my culture"
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I think being a nationalist makes you hate your own nation a lot (especially if you are a fucking nigger like us the Spaniards)
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KeyboredKrieger retweeted
My life didn’t get good til my dad got deported by ice
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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KeyboredKrieger retweeted
Lolcow basically just means silly pedophile now
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I had a dream where people like this are made into a permenant underclass and made to fight a 40k-style race war while the rest of us with an IQ above 100 live in utopia.
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KeyboredKrieger retweeted
God probably added gluttony as a sin after he saw a fat person eat.
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