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Nairobi, Kenya
Joined September 2013
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For those who don’t understand what he’s saying , let me demystify it for you 400 a litre fellas
Senator Edwin Sifuna: The govt has no intention of lowering the cost of electricity; they don’t want to take thermal plants from the grid because they are the ones holding contracts for the supply of diesel to those plants.
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The day Kenyans realize that Okiya Omtatah is the right candidate to be president is the day we shall truly be free from the chains of ignorance. I've never seen a man more dedicated to this country other than him. It'll be interesting to see which side he chooses.
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Replying to @MrKifaki
Niliendanga interview flani pale Westlands bana iyo building ilikua na madirisha refu zinakaa mlango, mi sasa si nikaingia na moja kumbe ilikua dirisha nikatokea nyuma ya interview panel, HR alicheka adi akaanguka na kiti, nikama walifurahia kuniona Bado nangoja wanipigie.
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Always thought this is me of the reasons kamwana went on live radio to warn us
William Ruto and Henry Rotich colluded with an Italian firm, CMC di Ravenna, and looted Ksh 63B meant for the construction of Arror and Kimwarer dams. Remember that the Ksh 63B was a debt. No dam,no money, but here we are,paying for what we never incurred. The topics they don't like to hear you talking about.
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Oxymoron retweeted
Basically Bloomberg has said vote for Sifuna for the economy to grow and 8 million of you to get quality sustainable jobs period.#thebluewave2027
The World Bank says Kenya's economy could grow by 22% by 2035 if the government tackles corruption, reduces theft of public funds and ensures public money is spent properly. This could also create up to 7.7 million jobs and reduce the country's debt burden
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Dear whole of Africa, If I see one more tweet asking why we don’t like this guy 😡😡😡
Over Sh13 billion was added to the cost of the Bomas project, increasing it from Sh31.7 billion to Sh45.1 billion without explanation. Here is how in the thread below:
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By the way, this statement is more spot on than we realise. There's a leeching energy in this country - look at our forests, land, money, spiritual lives, souls - nothing is flourishing at all, nothing is nurturing, birthing. The energy is just devouring and destroying.
Overheard in a ma3 juzi: hii pesa ya Lootall ni ya kiume. Haizai hata ufanye nini 😭. Tupambane tuweke mtu ataleta pesa ya kike bwana. Tumeteseka sana. I felt that
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Then someone is paying foreigners to ask us why we don't appreciate him, this is 13 billion that can't be accounted for and they expect everyone to join in clapping, this is corruption and that's our tax
Over Sh13 billion was added to the cost of the Bomas project, increasing it from Sh31.7 billion to Sh45.1 billion without explanation. Here is how in the thread below:
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Kumbe Tata Chemicals walikua right kuhepa, bro wanted billions ndio wapewe license. He had eaten hapo Talanta, Bomas and affordable housing. A greedy man in my books and he must go.
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Fuck all those Africans trying to convince us Ruto is such a great president. You can take him for your country and allow us to fight for a better country.
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Sovereign debt is NOT LEGITIMATE merely because a government has INCURRED it. Its legitimacy must also be examined against the LAWFULNESS of its AUTHORIZATION, the circumstances in which it was contracted, the PURPOSES for which it was incurred, the USE of its proceeds, and the interests of THE PEOPLE upon whom repayment obligations are imposed. #DeniBandia #OdiousDebt #Rekebisha
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In heaven you will be a chicken since all of us will have wings and you don’t intend to fly
If I experienced a landing like that, flying would be off my bucket list forever.
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How they used the long contract to steal and conceal massive theft of billions from the Bomas project; ♦️ A secret contract. 390 pages. Parliament has demanded it for months. The Ministry of Defence refused to table it. Now @StandardKenya has it. ♦️ The Bomas convention complex was approved at Sh31.7bn in 2023. It's now Sh45.1bn. ♦️ That's a Sh13bn jump. No ministry has publicly explained it. ♦️ Look at the "Add Sums":
✅3% for design: Sh856.8m
✅1% for security: Sh285.6m
✅5% provisional sum: Sh1.42bn ♦️ Total: Sh2.57bn. None of it is tied to steel, concrete or labour. Procurement experts call it a corruption allowance. ♦️ Then there's a flat Sh4.97bn for import taxes. No actual customs assessments. ♦️ Add Sh3.56bn for the presidential area fit-out. And Sh18.1m for termite prevention. ♦️ The Auditor-General says direct procurement was approved on Feb 17, 2025, while a tender process was still ongoing. ♦️ Kenyans have a right to know how their money is spent @EACCKenya
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A SENATOR trashing the constitution this RUTHLESSLY? What makes you guys think these uda boys wouldn't KILL AGAIN given another chance next year? These are KILLERS - of people, good governance, devolution, development, and constitutionalism. ELECT THEM AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Tandika katiba upitie juu....
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Oxymoron retweeted
As you are busy sloganeering and falling for noise and distractions, the National Treasury has gone back to the global market for a $2.25B Eurobond, to service the previous Eurobonds looted by Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto. Majamaa? Chezeni! Mnapigwa poka!
In 2016, Jacob Juma was killed for his stand on Eurobond theft. He was killed on 5th May 2016. Following his death, former Auditor General Dr Edward Ouko became tired of using proxies to expose the Eurobond Saga. In September 2016, Dr Ouko came out and revealed that Ksh 215B Eurobond could not be accounted for all of it, and there was no proof that the money reached the country. Dr Ouko just like Jacob Juma, was also threatened with death. This is why I keep on saying that Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto are not enemies. These are economic terrorists doing everything possible to cotinue keeping Kenyans inside the prison. @4thPresidentKE @WilliamsRuto , where is our money?
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Oxymoron retweeted
SHOCKING! Rigathi Gachagua reveals why Rironi–Mau Summit road is delayed, exposes President Ruto and Chinese company
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Why did the youth want to overthrow you if you doing such for your country
Bomas International Convention Centre
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Oxymoron retweeted
Running an entire Kenya Premier League season costs approximately 900million ksh. Tf are you doing paying 700M ksh to 2 clubs to play a friendly for 90 minutes????? WHILE our own national team players are boycotting training due to unpaid dues??? @FCBayern @AFCAjax SHAME ON YOU
What are your thoughts on this?
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Human rights activists and citizens in Kenya have launched a campaign, urging FC Bayern and Ajax to boycott the scheduled friendly between the two teams in Nairobi on January 5th. Critics argue that public funds and millions are being misallocated toward an expensive international exhibition match amid domestic economic pressures, the rising cost of living, healthcare challenges and human rights issues. They also claim that this match serves as a political leverage and campaign tool ahead of upcoming elections amid ongoing public discontent over governance, taxation, and human rights in the country 🇰🇪
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