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kieron

@KeyringHardhat

❤ - @DooeyDude 🐣 - Born at a very young age. 🙄 - Unbearably White. 🤓 - I’m not smart, I just wear glasses. 🍱 - Eats things from the microwave.

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Joined May 2020
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Ed Balls
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I've always found it odd that people who oppose government ID cards are usually more than happy to own a loyalty card that allows private companies to keep track of tons of personal information about you.
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Hmmmmm I wonder what floor I’m gonna go to???? #imgonnawin
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That boy ain't right
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I don't think JD Vance killed the Pope, I think meeting JD Vance probably drained the Pope's will to live. It's subtly different.
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Im in love with this edit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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LET’S FUCKING GO!
Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica) profile pictureNintendo of America
@NintendoAmerica7 Jun 2011
And the name of the new console is … Wii U!
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Astro bot sweep!! Scrimblo supremacy!!
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When you turn ITV on at 3pm in midweek and don't see Warwick Davis
Sam Lee (@SamLee) profile pictureSam Lee
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This isn't tenable surely
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kieron retweeted
xlv (@shadadzai) profile picture
xlv@shadadzai12 Oct 2024
this temu pig shirt advert that appears the top of my TL every time driving me crazy
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fuck that
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fuck thatcher
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me playing echoes of wisdom
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When you see your buddy buying shots from across the bar
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The jokes write themselves. How do you live like this?
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thanks grok!
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Me finding out that one of the rioters had canvased for Reform UK in the general election.
same handle on BlueSky (@GregoryDavisHNH) profile picturesame handle on BlueSky@GregoryDavisHNH6 Aug 2024
How surprised should we be that Dylan Carey, who pleaded guilty to violent disorder today at Liverpool Crown Court, was out canvassing for Reform UK candidate Robert Kenyon in Makerfield last month?
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