The Ravens and Vikings are both capable of absorbing Jacoby Brissett’s expiring contract. Both teams are calling around on quarterbacks, and now Brissett could be had from the Cardinals for a Day 3 pick.

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The Sopranos Guy™ · Nov 2, 2026 · 11:28 AM UTC

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The Sopranos Guy™

@uncle_juneNov 2

Any excuse to repost this

Image from The Sopranos Guy™ (@uncle_june)

Lord Arse!

@Lord_ArseNov 1

Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."

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squeeks ☻ · Nov 2, 2026 · 11:55 PM UTC

squeeks ☻@KingSqueeksIII15h

I was spreading fake news for years and no one has figured this out

Rat 🎀

@ichewthings16h

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squeeks ☻ · Nov 2, 2026 · 8:25 PM UTC

squeeks ☻@KingSqueeksIII18h

take a shower

Arizona Cardinals

@AZCardinalsNov 1

SWEATY SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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squeeks ☻ · Nov 2, 2026 · 5:30 PM UTC

squeeks ☻@KingSqueeksIII21h

DTs usually need a year, wait until next season to have an opinion on Banks and Orange

VikingzFanPage

@vikingzfanpage22h

#Vikings 1st round pick Caleb Banks this season: • 107 Defensive Snaps • 11 Tackles • 5 QB Pressures

Image from VikingzFanPage (@vikingzfanpage)

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days · Nov 1, 2026 · 3:27 AM UTC

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days@DayscdNov 1

EVERYBODY RUN AND FUCKIGN HIDE RIGHT NOW. ITS HAPPENING. THERES ZOMBIES AND FUCKING VAMNPIRES AND MONSTERS EVERYWHERE. THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

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squeeks ☻ · Nov 1, 2026 · 11:33 PM UTC

squeeks ☻@KingSqueeksIIINov 1

this looks like a Viking stat

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefterNov 1

Buccaneers beat Atlanta 16-0 without completing a pass. They are the first NFL team since the 1974 Buffalo Bills to win a game without completing a pass.

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Surrender Index 90 · Nov 1, 2026 · 8:58 PM UTC

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Surrender Index 90@surrender_idx90Nov 1

MIN decided to punt to DET from the MIN 33 on 4th & 5 with 3:01 remaining in the 4th while losing 15 to 19. With a Surrender Index of 12.58, this punt ranks at the 96th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 94th percentile of all punts since 1999.

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squeeks ☻ · Nov 1, 2026 · 9:18 PM UTC

squeeks ☻@KingSqueeksIIINov 1

I’ve seen enough trade for Minshew

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squeeks ☻ · Nov 1, 2026 · 4:29 AM UTC

squeeks ☻@KingSqueeksIIINov 1

man

Benjamin Allbright

@AllbrightNFLNov 1

Huge multi-piece trade incoming this week? Giant even? Seems Taylor made.

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squeeks ☻ · Nov 1, 2026 · 1:07 AM UTC

squeeks ☻@KingSqueeksIIINov 1

I want to play Halo 2

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squeeks ☻ · Oct 30, 2026 · 7:18 PM UTC

squeeks ☻@KingSqueeksIIIOct 30

Average American tweet

Underdog CFB

@UnderdogCFBOct 30

Missouri RB Ahmad Hardy's bullet wound shattered the tip of his femur, per @MartySmithESPN. The bullet remains lodged in his body, but he is expected to play on Saturday against Arkansas.