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MissKatherineNoir π»π»π» retweeted
People are being so sexist about this plane crash that even Matt Walsh had to be like βwhoa guys calm downβ, and then also remind you that he is still sexist
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Calling him a secret gay vegan didn't work so now they're calling him a red meat eating pussy hound
James talarico caught following more prostitutes β including a βbisexual Latina cyberslut β β on Instagram
Alina Lopez offers clients the full βgirlfriend experienceβ β starting at $2,000 an hour β on her escort page.
nypost.com/2025/11/15/us-new⦠#TXsen
MissKatherineNoir π»π»π» retweeted
A ploy for traffic? iWantClips is removing 17 categories and revoking content UK customers already paid for. That's not a clever marketing ploy, and not forgetting the thousands of us already frantically trying to wipe our work before the 6th, losing income
MissKatherineNoir π»π»π» retweeted
Obviously lots of porn being made technically illegal doesn't necessarily mean the cops will be battering down your door at every little offence. But that just means they have broad discretion to selectively enforce it against people they dislike.
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Nice going, everyone.
Alabama passed a law, 138 votes to nothing, that makes every phone user in the state prove their age before downloading a single app.
A 45-year-old who wants a news app has to hand ID to Google first. Existing accounts get no pass either. Every one of them must be verified by October 2027.
Teenagers will need a parentβs sign-off to install Wikipedia, Duolingo or a Bible app, and kids without a parent to ask get locked out completely.
Apple, Google and Amazonβs lobby group has now sued to block it on First Amendment grounds.
reclaimthenet.org/alabama-isβ¦
MissKatherineNoir π»π»π» retweeted
If these new UK laws are about "Protecting Women" why are all the categories they are banning predominantly "female domination" categories?
Trust me, no young men are watching these scenes and going out to facesit a woman. Quite the opposite. How about Govts go after real crime/ pedophiles/ rapists instead of attacking the consenting adults who enjoy this type of content. Stop letting religious zealots tell you how to live your life.
MissKatherineNoir π»π»π» retweeted
Holy shit - @loyalfans just rejected a wall post of mine which contains: a mock up of a pc & phone with a blurred background and a lock, telling people to look in their inbox for a PTV.
Are we fucking serious?? We can't use AI to composite a GRAPHIC ONLY post?!?
MissKatherineNoir π»π»π» retweeted
In the UK, they do not let you watch facesitting or choking porn. If you film yourself getting ass smothered by a femdom, you will be sent straight to jail
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whats the charge? a bbw facesitting? a succulent bbw facesitting??
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Trump is reportedly planning to restart war with Iran after the election.
Some of us have been briefed on the war plan. And while I cannot disclose any details, I can say this: the plan is insane. It will not achieve objectives and will set off a new cycle of escalation.
MissKatherineNoir π»π»π» retweeted
If you fibermaxx without hydrationmaxxing you will end up a clogmaxxing and will set yourself back from becoming a poop chad
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BREAKING: Brazil's election could be annulled, according to the New York Times.
Electoral lawyers say Brazil's current situation is "extremely serious" and a "critical situation."
The NYT reports that confusion over a last-minute voting extension by Justice Cristiano Zanin, who was appointed by Lula, could lead to the election being annulled.
"This is an extremely serious, critical situation," said electoral lawyer Priscilla SodrΓ© Pereira to the New York Times.
When Zanin made the last-minute decision to extend voting hours, some polling stations had already closed and shut down their voting machines. They could not reopen.
"Fernando Neisser, an electoral law professor at Fundação Getulio Vargas, a Brazilian research institute, said the election could be annulled if the margin is very narrow and it is shown that polling stations stayed open longer in areas that strongly favor one candidate," the NYT reported.
Wow.
