
Shoot for the stars, and you’ll land out in the middle of space forever. Host of the @KrisAtRandom Hour, Fri. 1am EST; cohost @thesupertagcrew.
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Joined August 2014
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Hey, Tweeps! The @KrisAtRandom Hashtag Hour (Fridays at 1:00 am Eastern) is off tonight and taking a break for the rest of the summer. I’ll see you around….stay cool, folks! 😎 ☀️🏝
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"Damn! No way in hell did I think I'd be appointed to the position of 'Devil's Advocate'!"
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"I can't believe you're STILL this sanctimonious...lol"
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I got a 'get out of Hell free' card
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Hey Joe
Replying to @HollyCFossi
He’s down in the lawyer section. They’re just about all there
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I’d like to speak with my lawyer. He should be here. #MyFirstWordsInHell
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So I guess that solves the case of where the highway to hell is.🤎#MyFirstWordsInHell
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Honest to gawd, I didn't draw that chart!"
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Where are all my friends...
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Sorry I’m late. That highway just sucked. #MyFirstWordsInHell
















