Comedic Gamer that loves production | Protected by @gameradvantage 🤓| Business/Collab : [email protected] |
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Cash the Cat Looks Undead in the Picture! | Fortnite
The girls were talking about Cash, the cat, and somehow snapped a picture of him who looks undead. 💀
I threw the picture up on screen to prove it. Cash is derpy and cute, and he knows it.
Drop your pet's most unhinged photo
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Who Pinged That? Oh... It Was Me | Fortnite
Our teammate is asking who pinged that area. The answer: him. 💀
He pinged it, forgot what color he was, and spent the next few seconds wondering who in the squad was trying to set us up.
Drop your most embarrassing ping mix-up in th
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Is Your Oven Haunted? Our Buddy Thinks So | Fortnite
We loaded in, and our buddy started telling us about his haunted oven. 💀
Nobody asked. Everybody listened anyway. Spooky stuff!
Drop your weirdest house-haunting story in the comments. I need to know if we're not the only o
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Why Does My Squad Think I’m About to Scream? | Fortnite
New lobby, and the girls pick Scream and Run. 💀
Mooshu decides the whole lobby needs a heads up that I might scream. Thanks, Mooshu. Very helpful.
Drop your squad's most embarrassing warning about you in the comments. I
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My Walking Cereal Taco Idea Got Me Sentenced to Jail | Wardogs
Waiting in queue for Wardogs, and I'm still thinking about snacks. 💀
A $2 bag of cereal beats a $6 bag of cereal, obviously. Then the idea got worse: a walking taco, but made with cereal.
My buddy's response was t
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Who Is Worse at Rocket League, Me or My Friend? | Rocket League
Mid-match, and we're both having the worst possible game. 💀
I missed the block. He missed the shot. Neither of us stopped laughing long enough to fix it.
Then I actually scored, and my friend made sure I knew it
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My Buddy Hopes My Parents Kick Me Out After That Goal | Rocket League
Let up a goal, and my buddy's response was to hope my parents kick me out. 💀
Yes, I'm an adult. No, that doesn't stop the roast.
Drop your worst post-goal roast in the comments. I need to know who else gets
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Enjoy the Free Kit | Arc Raiders
Got murdered in Arc Raiders, and right before the end I yelled "enjoy the free kit." 💀
The guy who got me said "you're welcome," and honestly, that's the most reasonable response in the whole fight.
Drop your most confusing Arc Raiders death i
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Kryptech Knight ⚔️ retweeted
DMZ launches today and most streams are going to be titled like a TV schedule:
“LIVE NOW | NEW DMZ GAMEPLAY”
That tells people what you’re doing. It doesn’t give a stranger one reason to click.
And the second you end the stream, it’s a VOD with a title nobody wants tomorrow.
Keep the keyword so YouTube knows what it is. Add curiosity so people want to click.
❌ LIVE NOW | NEW DMZ GAMEPLAY
✅ Is the New DMZ Actually Worth the Hype?
I put together 25 DMZ titles you can use today for streams and videos. Free.
Link below 👇
Honestly thinking of deleting this account.
This used to be my platform to keep you all updated on my videos and life but now it’s so saturated with ads, fake profiles or sold accounts it’s not even helpful anymore.
If you see this I’m over on Threads @kryptechknight
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Why Did I Think I Could Take on a Leaper? | Arc Raiders
Went after a leaper thinking I had it handled. 💀
I did not have it handled. I died, and the leaper pushed me right down a tunnel to finish the job.
Drop your worst Arc Raiders death in the comments. I need to know I'm no
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When Your Pilot Asks “Fun or Safe?” and You Say “Impress Us” | Wardogs
The pilot asked if we wanted a fun or safe flight. We said impress us. 💀
He tried. The backflip didn't fully land, so we did what any good passengers would do: sarcastically told him it was awesome.
Drop y
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Our Max Level Gabumon Finally Digivolved Into Garurumon | Digimon Time Strangers
We got our max level Gabumon to digivolve into Garurumon in Digimon Time Strangers. 💀
It's a big moment for the team, and the animation made sure we felt every second of it.
Drop your favorite Di
Should I Trust My Squad or Always Expect a Prank? | Fortnite
Squad's talking about their cat creeping near them. I'm mid-game, hyper-focused, immediately thinking: "ENEMY TEAM INCOMING."
I'm spinning around. "WHERE?! WHO'S COMING?!"
Then they explain it's just a cat.
The wors
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Did That Pun Deserve That Shotgun Blast? | Fortnite
Bush camper attacks us. I yell at them to just be a bush and stay still. 💀
Final stand comes. I pull out the wooden stake shotgun and decide it's pun time.
"I'll give you a stake in this question!" — then blast them anyway.
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Only Streamers Will Understand This | Kick Bot Spam
A bot joined my Kick stream today and within 30 seconds was spamming GFX service offers.
This is the state of stream chatbots in 2026. Zero self-awareness. Zero timing. Just raw, unfiltered desperation.
Every streamer has dea
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Found Him Across the Map and Sniped Him With an AR | Fortnite
Spotted him across the map. Could barely see him. Decided: let's try it.
AR snipe at that distance? Shouldn't have worked. Absolutely should not have connected.
But it did. 💀
Drop your luckiest long-range shot in
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I Rushed to Save My Friend in Wardogs and Almost Got Deleted 💀
Went to rescue a teammate who supposedly needed help. 💀
Got there, found out he was already alive. Great, mission accomplished, right?
WRONG.
Mortar shell nearly turned me into a character select screen.
This
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