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Cash the Cat Looks Undead in the Picture! | Fortnite The girls were talking about Cash, the cat, and somehow snapped a picture of him who looks undead. 💀 I threw the picture up on screen to prove it. Cash is derpy and cute, and he knows it. Drop your pet's most unhinged photo

Who Pinged That? Oh... It Was Me | Fortnite Our teammate is asking who pinged that area. The answer: him. 💀 He pinged it, forgot what color he was, and spent the next few seconds wondering who in the squad was trying to set us up. Drop your most embarrassing ping mix-up in th

Is Your Oven Haunted? Our Buddy Thinks So | Fortnite We loaded in, and our buddy started telling us about his haunted oven. 💀 Nobody asked. Everybody listened anyway. Spooky stuff! Drop your weirdest house-haunting story in the comments. I need to know if we're not the only o

Why Does My Squad Think I’m About to Scream? | Fortnite New lobby, and the girls pick Scream and Run. 💀 Mooshu decides the whole lobby needs a heads up that I might scream. Thanks, Mooshu. Very helpful. Drop your squad's most embarrassing warning about you in the comments. I

My Walking Cereal Taco Idea Got Me Sentenced to Jail | Wardogs Waiting in queue for Wardogs, and I'm still thinking about snacks. 💀 A $2 bag of cereal beats a $6 bag of cereal, obviously. Then the idea got worse: a walking taco, but made with cereal. My buddy's response was t

Who Is Worse at Rocket League, Me or My Friend? | Rocket League Mid-match, and we're both having the worst possible game. 💀 I missed the block. He missed the shot. Neither of us stopped laughing long enough to fix it. Then I actually scored, and my friend made sure I knew it

My Buddy Hopes My Parents Kick Me Out After That Goal | Rocket League Let up a goal, and my buddy's response was to hope my parents kick me out. 💀 Yes, I'm an adult. No, that doesn't stop the roast. Drop your worst post-goal roast in the comments. I need to know who else gets

Enjoy the Free Kit | Arc Raiders Got murdered in Arc Raiders, and right before the end I yelled "enjoy the free kit." 💀 The guy who got me said "you're welcome," and honestly, that's the most reasonable response in the whole fight. Drop your most confusing Arc Raiders death i

Why Did I Think I Could Take on a Leaper? | Arc Raiders Went after a leaper thinking I had it handled. 💀 I did not have it handled. I died, and the leaper pushed me right down a tunnel to finish the job. Drop your worst Arc Raiders death in the comments. I need to know I'm no

When Your Pilot Asks “Fun or Safe?” and You Say “Impress Us” | Wardogs The pilot asked if we wanted a fun or safe flight. We said impress us. 💀 He tried. The backflip didn't fully land, so we did what any good passengers would do: sarcastically told him it was awesome. Drop y