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Metrology Engineer || TSU ‘18 B.S. Physics, SLU ‘21 M.S. Mechanical Engineering || If I were a quark, I'd be a Strange one || pfp by @veronicandjelly

St. Louis, MO
Joined May 2011
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Kyle “Big Dumbass” Masek retweeted
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Replying to @zephyr_z9
Silly analysis. Robot RAM needs will exceed everything else on Earth, as you need the robots to be on physical substates in order to shape atoms. Super intelligence needs will vastly exceed that, but ~100% of SI will be deep space compute. Obviously.
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Kyle “Big Dumbass” Masek retweeted
Look I know we had our differences but... we're gonna be gender reassigning Trump on the White House lawn tomorrow. Would really mean a lot if you came.
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Kyle “Big Dumbass” Masek retweeted
This guy thought he’d trick us all by posting himself twice…
A bunch of girls told me I look just like Chris hemsworth haha. do you agree?
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Kyle “Big Dumbass” Masek retweeted
Stealing candy from babies is actually hard. They scream very loud and the adults try to stop you.
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(Yoda suddenly remembering an embarrassing thing he said 700 years ago) Kill myself I must
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Mr. Suda let me play with his "iPad2" yesterday. It was great. I want one.
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in america if you stop at a gas station in the middle of nowhere you can buy powerful artifacts
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My official stance on #twerking? Click here to see me #twerk! [PIC]
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TIL Wile E. Coyote did a Reddit AMA today and I'm howling at these answers
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I never understood before how he managed to bankrupt a casino, but I get it now
Trump: "We don't need their product. So if we cut off trade with that country, we just made $40 billion. You do a few countries like that, and we become a big money machine." 🙃
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A sad day
Peter Cullen has sadly passed away at the age of 85. He is the iconic voice of many characters, including Optimus Prime.
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Me n the boys (“The Troublemakers”) tearing it up at Margaritaville. What a night. Lots of laughter and life advice. They had to peace out early so I took this to remember our crazy night!! #Troublemakers4Life
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Kyle “Big Dumbass” Masek retweeted
“Niggas hate hitler but love Lightning McQueen” what the fuck is you talking about
niggas hate chatgpt but love air fryers
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police pulled me over because flock cameras caught me running around town with a swag too different
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Libraries bringing their A game to social media
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You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".
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Kyle “Big Dumbass” Masek retweeted
Asking my grandma to weave me more RAM because it's too expensive to buy
women hand weaving memory for the early computers used on apollo lunar missions
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