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Joined August 2016
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Imagine being that type eh pal
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Jose Mourinho just called Dessers the best player in the world. I truly cannot comprehend this.
🗣️ “Today, Dessers looked like the best player in the world.” Jose Mourinho to the Turkish media.
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Ready to relive Saturday night? 🔂 Matchday Uncut has arrived 🍿

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Going out without a jacket in the summer: 3pm. 9pm.
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Man deals with a lady who jumped into his truck
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Replying to @streetfighthard
Sportsmanship at its best 😂
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Hojberg trying to apologise to Big Ange at HT
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how did oj simpson get away with this
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His girlfriend was definitely watching him 😂
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Steward Little
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Real
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did captain america throw that wheel at the end?
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Fuck trying whatever that was 😂😂😂😂
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It's all kicked off!!
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When your uncle gets cocky after a few at the Xmas party 🥃 Hands still in his pockets!! 🤣
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