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maker of jokes, eater of chips

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Joined December 2011
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Sorry I’ve been such an absolute terrible person lately but like, it’s a full beaver moon in Gemini tonight so I’m not really sure what you’re expecting me to do
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“I’m 8 months pregnant, already bought a crib, picked a name, and decorated the nursery but on 2nd thought im actually not down for this. Good thing I kept the receipt for the crib!”
no one is getting abortions the day before their due date are u fucking kidding me ?
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how it started how it’s going
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The single biggest lie I’ve ever been told is that acne goes away after your teenage years
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I would sell my soul to bring back 2012 tumblr
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If you don’t understand why every sex worker hates Bella Thorne’s stinky guts and how she endangered the livelihood of hundreds of thousands of creators, let me explain it for you! First, Bella Thorne made an OF & made $1m in her first day. This isn’t the bad part.
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Megan fox and the mom in the Stacy’s Mom music video were the source of 98% of my adolescent insecurity
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Yes to BolaWrap - seems like it would de-escalate police encounters. We need to invest in more non-lethal measures like this.
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this is all an act i’m not buying it. nothing is this cute. this squirrel is simply putting on a show for the camera
I put my microphone in front of a 7 week old baby red squirrel.
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Trying to buy shoes at forever 21? Waiting to meet a friend at the bar? Sitting at the dentist waiting for my root canal because they’re running late? Standing in a Tim Hortons line? My bad, guess I should’ve just stayed in my house those days if I didn’t want to be harassed🤷‍♀️
Men are not animals if you're suspicious of someone what are you doing around them in the first place.
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If u think feminism is unnecessary in this day and age, please read the comments under this girl’s tweet. The amount of victim blaming is W I L D... like how are this many people stupid enough to think that it’s common for teenagers to have good decision-making skills????
although i’ve been publicly saying it for years, FUCK Chris D’elia. he solicited nudes off of me when i was 17 years old and constantly messaged me whenever he was touring vancouver and asked me to come backstage to his shows.
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People have asked what happened in the House today. Here are my thoughts.
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If planets and stars could speak I think they’d have more to say than “this is not a good time for Capricorns to pursue love”
If the police did their jobs, everyone woud trust them. Ain’t no song called Fuck The Fire Department.
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Just learned Winston Churchill helped create a famine in India... similar to Stalin in Ukraine.... it’s crazy how certain facts are just ignored... google.ca/amp/s/amp.theguard…
And they don’t give a fuck about the environment either. Boycott Starbucks
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Lots of people shaming others for staying silent when they themselves had never said a peep about anything (gender, race, environment.. take your pick) until 2 weeks ago. When you point your finger at someone, 4 are pointing back at you
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Turns out my top three hobbies are: 1) restaurants 2) bars 3) non-essential businesses
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