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alana

@LAN_Partyy

maker of jokes, eater of chips

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Joined December 2011
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Sorry I’ve been such an absolute terrible person lately but like, it’s a full beaver moon in Gemini tonight so I’m not really sure what you’re expecting me to do
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how it started how it’s going
Image from dillonfrancis (@DillonFrancis)
Image from dillonfrancis (@DillonFrancis)
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If you don’t understand why every sex worker hates Bella Thorne’s stinky guts and how she endangered the livelihood of hundreds of thousands of creators, let me explain it for you! First, Bella Thorne made an OF & made $1m in her first day. This isn’t the bad part.
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Yes to BolaWrap - seems like it would de-escalate police encounters. We need to invest in more non-lethal measures like this.
WRAP (@WrapTechInc) profile pictureWRAP
@WrapTechInc10 Apr 2019
Check out this compilation of #wraps by the #BolaWrap! #nonlethal #savelives
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this is all an act i’m not buying it. nothing is this cute. this squirrel is simply putting on a show for the camera
Dani Connor Wild 🐿 (@DaniConnorWild) profile pictureDani Connor Wild 🐿@DaniConnorWild23 Jun 2020
I put my microphone in front of a 7 week old baby red squirrel.
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People have asked what happened in the House today. Here are my thoughts.
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If the police did their jobs, everyone woud trust them. Ain’t no song called Fuck The Fire Department.
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Just learned Winston Churchill helped create a famine in India... similar to Stalin in Ukraine.... it’s crazy how certain facts are just ignored... google.ca/amp/s/amp.theguard…
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Turns out my top three hobbies are: 1) restaurants 2) bars 3) non-essential businesses
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Day 17: morale is weird
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Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters
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I find that working hard to solve a problem is often the only thing that makes me feel better about the problem.
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Replying to @MistressKarina
@PRlNCESSCHERRY @MistressKarina
Image from Empress Emma Jade (@MingMing2228)
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ppl are like “oh i’m excited for it to be a lil cold.” ok u carry my jacket in the venue then. my arm’s tired
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ok guys weve put it off long enough- time 2 sell alberta to america
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THIS IS CHILE RIGHT NOW. The government set the military on the streets just because people were demanding rights. Salaries aren’t enough. WE ARE A DISARMED COUNTRY. They fight us with guns and we have bare hands. Media is censoring this, please RT. MAKE THE WORLD SEE.🇨🇱🇨🇱
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women have officially broke out their big floppy fall hats. had to walk 10 feet around a girl just to get by her
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i’m an extremely elusive person. always on the move. oh u heard i was at best buy? well guess what now i’m at petsmart
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Do I have time to get coffee _____|_____ | | Yes No | | Good Fuck It, doing it anyway
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the worst thing about parallel parking is having to find somewhere else to park
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