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“That’s a load of bollocks! You’ve gotta fucking die to get three points!"

Nosey Bastard
Joined April 2020
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That’s vintage B Rog
Take your eyes off Brendan Rodgers for 5 minutes and he's suddenly wham and getting tattoos #BrendaNout
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Would’ve been a class appointment a decade ago
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
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I’ve peaked im afraid
Match Day 9 is now live on longshots.app! The ranking system has been overhauled to make sure answers like @SevillaFC_ENG being 40 yards for the Europa League won't happen anymore. (sorry!) Alongside this, I've gone through all of the 1,179 answers to verify that I believe they have been ranked correctly. If you disagree, feel free to send abuse via DMs and I'll weigh up if it's worthy of more/less yards. As always if we've missed any answers, don't forget to note them at the bottom of the teamsheet. Finally, after a few days in development, KICKABOUT our multiplayer version of the main game will launch at some point today - make sure to keep your eyes peeled on my X page for the launch update 👀 Again, I want to thank you for over 1.2m visitors to Longshots, your engagement is what keeps me going to try and make it the best game possible. Thank you for your patience as tweaks are being made. Happy shooting 🫡
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Bad week for professional lookalikes.
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this is liquid jonathan pearce commentary. nobody is doing it like him
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We used to have a proper number 8
Back in town 📍🇭🇺
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New manager bounce scrimp and scraping an eye sore 0-0 at Anfield
🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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Yanited 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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How’s that a pen 😂😂😂😂 Harrington is a spastic
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Newcastle Isak has arrived I could cry
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Our 100 mil attackers did something
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MacAllister when he isn’t saving himself for a World Cup
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this goal catalog is killing me he scores straight bullshit😂😂😂😂
Come for Thierno Barry's goals, stay for his celebrations. 🥳🕺
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40 minutes of Sloppyshite and Tsimikas ball
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We’ve let that rapist score ffs
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"we played some really decent stuff as well too"
I can't believe what I've just heard. 😳😳😳
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I’m not a private jet pilot but I also concur that nosediving into the ground at the speed of sound isn’t normal
Je suis pilote de jets privés et croyez-moi, ceci n’est pas normal.
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Madley you fucking wet wipe cunt
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Sloppyshite hero ball
Dominik Szoboszlai is at the team hotel with the Liverpool squad. 🇭🇺🔴✅
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Can’t relate
Full-time. 🩵 0-1 🟢 @okx
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