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I’m a gaudy motherfucker and you can never take that away from me.

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Joined August 2017
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A group of men is called a joke.
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Me: time for bed! My brain: just think- someone is out there right now working on a way to make us pay a monthly subscription to open the refrigerator without 20 minutes of ads rolling by on the ice maker first. Me: thanks for that Brain: anytime kiddo
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I just want to browse a website without putting my goddamn email in first.
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I want to be independently wealthy and jobless, but here I am with 3 hours on the clock to go.
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“If you can’t tweet something nice, tweet nothing at all” she said as she deleted another hate tweet under a post of some account she doesn’t even follow.
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mel@HotAsPuckOct 27
trunk or treat is the worst thing to happen to Halloween. you're supposed to run from door to door, stumbling over unfamiliar terrain in the dark with a pillowcase full of candy. not picking it out of the trunk of someone's RAV4 in a parking lot
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My first cheerleading practice as a coach and not a cheerleader is officially in the books and dare I say I nailed it!!!
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And even if I missed you now Who you were isn't you anymore So after this one I'm not writing you songs What's the use anymore - @auborybugg I’ve been completely immersed in this entire album. The most beautifully written lyrics I’ve heard in YEARS
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From now on, my name is now Jene.
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Had to drive the whole way home behind a car with the vanity plate MAGA FAM so now I have to immediately take a shower to wash the yuck off.
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The moon’s a beauty this morning!
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Casual Thursday@CasualThursdayOct 25
I will vote for whichever candidate sends me the most junk mail (measured by total weight)
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I really am extraordinarily funny and you should follow me
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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My top two women searches are absolute bangers tho 🔥🔥🔥
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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My grandma after every church service: Well were you listening? Because he’s speaking directly to you.
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b cunningham@BurdsIVueOct 25
everyone shits on ohio when it comes to weather but i would put our fall weather at the very top of any weather list in america.
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Whenever I try shoes on my 8-year-old, I press down on the toe box to check the fit because that’s what my mom always did. I have absolutely no idea what I’m feeling for. I’m just continuing a family tradition.
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sammy
@_itzsammyOct 24
Mad about student loan cancellation because you already paid yours off? Pretend it's a tax cut for the rich. You never got one of those either, and somehow you didn't complain.
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Oh your favorite painting is Starry Night? Groundbreaking.
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b cunningham@BurdsIVueOct 24
Paul Wall was a big deal for girls in the 2000s who used the playboy bunny sticker while tanning & drank 151 in basements (me)
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8 went as Dolly to a big party and it was the first time she had a full face of toddlers in tiara’s type makeup on. She kept running over to me asking if her makeup was smeared and I’m like bb girl, you think I do makeup that smears?!? You gonna learn todaaayyy that I am GIFTED
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Cle de peau don’t smear, honey.
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