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Kathy Hochul needs to play Bodak Yellow at her victory party.
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Big Knick Energy.
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“The British never could’ve burned down the White House if the Democrats let Washington build a ballroom”
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He wants to be Jimmy Kimmel so bad.
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I wish I could change the voice of my Siri to something like Rosie Perez, I want my questions answered mad aggressively.
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Who was better at predicting the future?
0%The Simpsons
0%Kamala Harris
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The phrase “preemptive attack” is insane. It’s attacking first while playing the victim.
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You know things are dire in Republicanland when they’re trying to distract from their leader being a pedophile by pretending a mayor being proactive about a historic blizzard is a scandal. 🤣🤣🤣
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I’m not arguing with these people anymore.
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Titi me pregunta why does this administration have so many pedophiles in it, mucha pedophiles?
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I wish Republicans defended America the way they defend child sex traffickers.
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Hey @RepThomasMassie if you’re serious about releasing names give a time table, start a countdown the DOJ has mad it clear they don’t respect Congress or the law. Show us you’re serious about this. Start the clock.
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Jake Paul, who lives in Puerto Rico, claims that Bad Bunny, who also lives in Puerto Rico, is a “fake American citizen.”
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The people saying they’re not going to watch the halftime show will ABSOLUTELY be live tweeting it. #BadBunny #SuperBowl
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Hey @Marvel if you need a Bobby Drake for your X-men universe I am available and enthusiastic.
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He saw his poll numbers and said “maybe if I remind them of the racism they love me for they’ll forget about me being in the Epstein files 38k times”
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I Want Obama to wear the tan suit for the funeral
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Now would be a perfect time for the @SouthPark writers to make Team America 2, they wouldn’t even have to write a story, just everything happening now but with puppets.
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Venezuela and Mexico and were only 8 days into the year.
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