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Lagos, Nigeria
Joined May 2022
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STATE OF THE ME ADDRESS: 2025
Good evening, as the President of my life, it’s time for my yearly review and planning to ensure accountability.
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My sister has a Starlink she uses to run a business in her school.
Recently, she had an issue with her portal and asked her developer to fix it.
He fixed the issue, but somehow managed to switch the payment gateway from LIVE MODE to TEST MODE. 😭
For the past ONE MONTH, students have been making payments on the portal, but none of the money was real.
My sister didn’t notice because she thought students hadn’t fully resumed, which explained why she wasn’t making as much money as usual.
Until she checked her dashboard and realized people had actually been making payments all along.
IN TEST MODE. 😭
She called me this morning and said she’d already contacted the developer, but the guy seemed confused about what test mode even meant.
BRO??? YOU INTEGRATED A PAYMENT GATEWAY AND DON’T KNOW WHAT TEST MODE IS???
An entire month of revenue gone because someone didn’t understand what they were deploying.
Vibe coders, what exactly are you people doing to this industry? 😭
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Once again; Tinubu delivers Ibaka/Ibom Deep seaport on Podium
#Atruthatatime
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I have noticed a pattern with Nigerians in regards to foreign capture of their country.
They seem to be more at ease accepting that the UK or France carry out some clandestine activities in their country, than when you point to the United States.
I would be lying if I told you that I don’t know why. I know exactly why. But let me hear from you; why do you think this is so?
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The Americans voted against the party that dragged them into war in the Middle East by voting for the party that will not take them out of the war in the Middle East.
Heads they lose to Epstein. Tails Epstein wins against them.
Democracy.
🙂
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“Nigerians in the Uk make contents about everything and it’s affecting thousands of other Nigerians that are living there”
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One church member offered to donate ₦500,000 to buy 10 standing fans for our church.
Early last month, he noticed that people were uncomfortable during church services because everyone kept fanning themselves with handkerchiefs.
So, he went to our WhatsApp group and announced that he would send ₦500,000 to the church account to buy 10 standing fans.
Everyone was happy and started praying that God would bless him.
Our pastor replied, "Our church has outgrown fans. God said you are capable of providing air conditioners."
For the past three weeks, the group has remained silent.
Yesterday evening, our pastor posted, "We don't serve a poor God. Give, and you shall receive."
Just this morning, the man left the group.
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Peter Obi calculating the number of nursing schools those Prado money will equip.
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Arise TV anchor, Charles Aniagolu's question to Daniel Bwala is like a fly that perched on the scrotum - if you try to kill it, you will crush the scrotum; if you leave it, it will cause great discomfort. Nobody defends Tinubu and sounds sane. Watch.
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The biggest enemy of freedom is the happy slave that defends his slave masters. Nigeria was the fastest growing economy in Africa during GEJ regime, APC have wasted 12 years of our lives, we should treat APC supporters as Cr'minals.
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Our place in this world cannot be migrating to the UK to clean yansh.
Good luck in your hustle, but never you glorify this.
The people you are cleaning their yansh are destabilizing your country so you can be available to clean their yansh.
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APC youth leaders with 2026 Prado VS Nigerian soldiers eating bread and assorted running green tea.
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A narration of all the loans the Nigerian Government has collected in 3 years.
If this doesn't anger you, I don't know what will.
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Muslims, let's stop lying to ourselves.
Most Muslim countries are not tolerant of other religions.
In Saudi Arabia, a Christian can't build a single church.
In Pakistan, mobs burned more than 20 churches in one day in Jaranwala over a blasphemy rumour.
In Iran, Baha'is are barred from university just for what they believe.
Meanwhile the UK has nearly 2,000 mosques, and nobody is burning them down.
We demand tolerance everywhere we're the minority.
Then refuse to give it everywhere we're the majority.
That's not faith. That's hypocrisy.
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THE MOMENT EMIR OF KATSINA TOOK @officialABAT tinubu AND HIS CAMPAIGN TEAM TO THE WASHERS
“My palace is not a polling centre to visit every 4years when pressed during election only to vanish till another election cycle.
In my emirate alone, fifty-two schools closed because of bandits. Same number in Doka. Farmers cannot go to farm in 12 local government areas of Katsina. People pay up to ten to twenty million naira to Bello Turji and his boys.
And you come talking about DG campaign for Tinubu 2027. Should you not be talking about DG security for Katsina 2026? Where is Bello Turji? You promised to handle security. Bello Turji is in the forest, a hundred kilometres from here. Go and bring him, then come and campaign.
If you are selfish, my people will be selfish with their votes. If you do politics of selfishness only for your family, for your cronies, for your friends, and for your contacts, then people will also do politics of selfishness. They will collect your rice and vote against you. They will collect five thousand and still vote for who they want.
In 2023, you brought rice, you brought money, but Katsina people still split their votes. In 2027, if you bring the same selfish politics, they will collect your money but will not vote for you. And I assure you that.”
