Last Men on Earth

patreon.com/posts/57137025 Oh, no we didn't! Christmas in October. @LastMenPodcast #174. Who says men can't give birth!

WTF????? A brand new @LastMenPodcast #173 with #LeBronJames, #chrissyteigen, #MeganRapinoe, #LaurelHubbard, and my #Juneteenth joke about Gay Roots. It's alive! patreon.com/posts/lmoe-173-m…

Your weekend just got 73% better! Brand new @LastMenPodcast #172! We got #boschembechler's touchy @UMichFootball doc, #ChrisHarrison #TheBachelor payout news, #TikTok, and @LoganPaul generic noodle-brain knocking. patreon.com/posts/lmoe-172-p…

It's new! It's audible! It smells like mint! The all-new @LastMenPodcast #171. The last sane voices in the world. #chrissyteigen #BillGates #GoldenGlobes #JeffBezos patreon.com/posts/lmoe-171-b…

LMOE #170: The Sickly Covid Tapes patreon.com/posts/lmoe-170-s…

The way children's stories ought to be!

We are all Karens now.

Bless you, auto-like feature on programmatic social media tools:

Courts in Boston rules that @Harvard can still tell Asian kids they need higher SAT scores than everyone else to get in. Under the "sticks and stones" rule, this seems far worse than anything Shane Gillis did to Asians. #WednesdayWisdom

The all-new @LastMenPodcast #164 has been ridden hard and put back wet onto iTunes. Hint: we talk #GretaThunberg, I bet it's complimentary! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…

Reduced carbon-dioxide emissions on #CleanAirDayCA is helping me smell the growing typhus particulate mass. Thanks @GavinNewsom and @MayorOfLA!

Recorded a podcast today. Matt said something about sex and that annoying Swedish climate teen. So there goes his high school teaching gig.

How the fuck did this happen? @LastMenPodcast #163 is alive and kicking, though still has 48 hours in which to be post-partum aborted in New York. This one is going to get #DebraMessing so angry her augmented parts will drop. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…

Adding the word “power” before any noun makes it inherently more manly. Except for “bottom”.

New podcast, you lazy unforgiving demanding motherfuckers (a.k.a. our fans and family) -- @LastMenPodcast #162 -- Game of Moans! We still got it! patreon.com/posts/lmoe-162-g…

Run, run for the toilet and secretly listen to the @LastMenPodcast #161. It's a brown note of profundity. Yes, we talk women's soccer, obviously. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…

@LastMenPodcast #160 is alive. Despite audio deletions, we discuss Donald J. Trump peen and female pilots. What do they have in common? patreon.com/posts/lmoe-160-2…

@LastMenPodcast #158 is alive. Our annual Women's Edition, but without the obligatory @serenawilliams ass-kissing! We talk trans-powerlifting, #lukewalton erections, and #wnba sellouts. patreon.com/posts/lmoe-158-t…

Oh, ladies. facebook.com/lastmenpodcast/…

Last Men on Earth #157 is alive! It's been called "shocking", "outrageous", and "humiliating to cat people". And those were just my mom's comments. Give it a listen, if you Be Best. itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/…