Last Men on Earth

If you have time to diddle yourself, you certainly have time for the @LastMenPodcast. In fact, just combine the two. That's what I do when recording the show. patreon.com/posts/lmoe-171-b…

Unlike the #CovidVaccine, the @LastMenPodcast has been tested for five years! Episode #171: "Bill Gates, Pussy Magnate", now streaming freely on Apple. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…

So many kids are falling through the cracks and you're deciding what hipster t-shirts teachers should wear while they're not at school teaching. Such a proud moment.

#LAUSD closed for 225 straight days now. It's been a huge blow to all students, but a particularly devastating impact on disadvantaged families and the working poor. Nobody in power even addresses it any longer because they fear the teachers union. @UTLAnow, let the schools open.

Will Hollywood elites no longer bribe Georgia based universities to get their intellectually mediocre kids in? Fake no more hate crimes in the state until this abortion matter is solved? #HollywoodStrong

My latest Whole Truth article on the real #paygap in Hollywood. Did you know that #JenniferLawrence makes 400 times the pay of the hardworking crew members on her movies! READ AND LEARN: terriblewords.com/the-real-p…

ProFunTip: If you have a jerky nearby neighbor named, say, Joe, rename your WiFi network: JoeHasATinyPenis. For even more fun, convince all of your friendly neighbors to do something similar.

#AvengersInfinityWar had more hunky actors making splashy entrances than a David Geffen 90's pool party.

According to the theory invented by @Matthewralston, people don't dislike @amyschumer because of her politics, they dislike her for not being fat enough. @melissamccarthy presumably shares the same politics, and she's universally beloved while making similarly horrible comedies.

The discussion around corpulent, needy Fresno State professor, Randa Jarrar, isn't one of free speech, it's one of realizing that the vast majority of "liberal arts" college has become an unwarranted waste of private and taxpayer time and money. washingtonpost.com/news/grad…

My latest Whole Truth on married moms Jennifer and Sarah Hart dramatically killed their six adopted black kids and why the national news media gave the story one big pass #MissingWhiteGirlSyndrome. This one is bound to get me fired! terriblewords.com/that-time-…

Finally saw #allthemoneyintheworld to confirm my previous scientific finding that @markwahlberg couldn't act his way out of an imaginary paper bag. It's particularly stunning in that movie against Christopher Plummer and Michelle Williams. The dog in the movie has greater range.

Who is the greatest beneficiary of our nation's affirmative action and "diversity" programs. If you answered people of color, you'd be wrong. Shocking? terriblewords.com/who-really…

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Every #SJW loves to drop the word #diversity. But who really benefits from diversity programs and initiatives? Hint: it's not minorities. My latest Whole Truth article will see me assassinated by @lenadunham for sure. Please Read: terriblewords.com/who-really…

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Hey, you there, yes you, you haven't read my life changing book yet. You're not going to be invited to the cool office parties or swinging singles events in your apartment complex. Fix that now! amazon.com/Man-Rules-Beginne…

The way we think: if these six kids had been shot to death by mom and mom, there'd be anothet townhall and massive political spectacle. They drove their kids off a cliff. Zero townhall or spectacle for mental health disorders, which damage or kill so many many kids each year. nitter.gq/AP/status/980635784205…

Imagine the lives saved if we put millions of hours, tens of millions of celebrity dollars, cable news network takeovers national townhalls and political outrage into mental health intervention for at-risk teenagers. I mean, if we actually wanted to save lives in an unsexy way.

Ladies, lesbians, please. You're all beautiful. nypost.com/2018/03/20/christ…