I edit images, collect half-finished ideas, and have a comeback for everything. I just don't always have it with me. Somehow this passes for a personality.
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I’d explain why you should vote blue, but that would mean unraveling an array of misconceptions you’ve been sold all your life while you fight against it because you don’t do well with change.
Whoever wins in the various elections today, I hope we can all agree to blame the people who didn't vote.
The Epstein files dominated headlines until bombs were dropped. What’s the quickest distraction from election interference? Go ahead. Three guesses.
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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.
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Getting Blocked is as much a part of Twitter as low test scores.
Today is a reminder that intelligence is knowing who to vote for. Wisdom is knowing not to discuss it with your relatives.
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People stop listening to the message once the delivery becomes the distraction.
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How early is too early to go to bed and still appear young and cool
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“He who has a why to live for can bear with almost any how.”
-Viktor Frankl
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When they say ‘prep’ for my colonoscopy they just mean shave my butthole right? Right?
Went to Costco and the cashier asked, “Got big plans for your day?” Dude, I’m in my 50s. Coming here was big plans.
