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You talk for a long time, but they never once ask you a question about yourself, because you never really mattered except for their ego
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Someone should invent Door Dash for fingering me at the bar when I dont feel like going out.
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If Iβm not into you, you could introduce me to your cute friend so he could fuck me and then tell you how awesome it was
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There comes a point when a manβs inconsistency stops giving you anxiety and starts giving you the ick.
And that is a beautiful day.
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GOING NO CONTACT WITH SOMEONE AFTER TALKING TO THEM EVERY DAY IS ACTUALLY CRAZY
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Not saying I'm unbothered, but I did just listen to someone explain my job to me and I'm thinking about soup















